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VIA MSN LIVING: The ugliest shoes of all time

Ugly shoes

Animal style – Sometimes, fashion is like a train wreck and we simply cannot turn away.  WHO LET ‘DONKEY’ FROM SHREK DESIGN SHOES??

Ugly shoes

Flipped out – Hooked on shoes.  THESE ARE STRAIGHT FROM EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS CLOSET.

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In stitches – These shoes are the latest victim of yarn-bombing.  ONCE THEY GET WET, THERE WILL BE BLACK PUDDLES ALL THRU THE HOUSE.

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Twisted up – Screw top boots, anyone? OMG, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TAN LINES WITH THESE…EWWW..STINKY PLASTIC FEET!

Ugly shoes

Heavy metal – Hooves and heels. THEY ARE WEIRD BUT REALLY JAZZY!

Ugly shoes

First position – Get up on your feet, HEY I ALREADY SEE LADIES’ TOES TRYING TO ESCAPE THE SHOES…NOT CUTE!

Ugly shoes

Lacy kicks – Sensing a pattern, THESE HAVE TOKYO OH-NO WRITTEN ALL OVER THEM!

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Child’s play – If shoes could slide. FOR THE KID IN US AND PLUS MY FEET ALREADY SLIP AND SLIDE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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Fish fad – Make an aquarium out of a mundane heel. O.M.GOSH, THE MOVIE, ‘I’M GOING TO GET YOU SUCKER’ JUST CAME TO MIND…A PIMP WORE A PAIR AND BUSTED THE SOLES…FISH ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK.

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Fierce feet – Enter the Dragon. KAT VON D WOULD ROCK THESE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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