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I HOPE I DON’T GET HIT IN MY FACE ,I HAVE NO ROOM FOR SCARS.

THEY WERE NOT IMPRESSED WITH MY BROADWAY PERFORMANCE, KATIE HOLMES THINKS.

I’M A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY, NOTHING ABOUT ME SAYS ROCK OR ROLL, SAYS MILEY CYRUS OUTFIT.

EWWWW, FAT BOOBIES SHIVERS CHANNING TATUM.

RICHARD SIMMONS WENT FROM: OMG, SHORTY SHORTS TO SAY HELLO TO MY SKIN TONE STOCKINGS!!

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