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Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway — in Givenchy Couture: HER DRESS FAVORS MY MOTHER’S BED COVERS WITH A CIRCLE SHOWER HOOK FOR ATTENTION.

Mary Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen — in The Row: IN ANOTHER LIFE SHE’S A NUN BUT ITS COMING OUT IN THIS LIFE!

Ashley Judd

Ashley Judd — in Carolina Herrera: THE WORST CONTESTANT ON PROJECT RUNWAY CAN SEW SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS!

Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore — in Ports 1961: THIS DRESS READS, HOW TO DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM LOOKING AT YOUR FACE!

Florence Welch

Florence Welch — in Alexander McQueen: THE STYLIST FROM ‘GONE WITH THE WIND’ CALLED, THEY NEED THEIR CURTAINS BACK ASAP!

Stella McCartney

Stella McCartney — in Stella McCartney: HER OUTFIT SAYS FASHION BUT HER FACE SCREAMS BAGLADY!

China Chow

China Chow — in Jeremy Scott: THIS DESIGNER MUST’VE THOUGHT…’WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THOSE BAGS OF SYNTHETIC COLORFUL HAIR?’

 

Jake Shears

Jake Shears — in a bow tie, track jacket, and half a pair of pants: HOW CAN I MAKE EVERYONE TALK ABOUT ME FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR….OH, I GOT IT – DRESS LIKE A FOOL!

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