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Rod Stewart

Rocker Rod Stewart hit the waters of Miami this week wearing a teeny-tiny powder-blue bathing suit. The tattooed 67-year-old proved you’re never too old to tackle the youthful pastime of boogie boarding. WHEN THE TRUCKS ARE THAT TEENY TINY THERE’S NOTHING IN IT BUT AIR!

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell, The 52-year-old former “American Idol” judge showed off what he’s always hiding under those black T-shirts while in St. Tropez. HIS CHEST HAIRS RESEMBLES SAND WASHED UP ON THE BEACH.

Steven Tyler

Steven Tyler, 64 found the tiniest camouflage swimsuit he could to wear while on vacation in Maui, Hawaii. HE’S POSING LIKE: OH MY GOSH, SOMEONE IS TAKING A PICTURE OF MY OLD FACE, MAN BOOBIES, LADY HANDS AND MY UNMANLY TRUNKS!

David Hasselhoff

David Hasslehoff is on vacation! The 60-year-old former “Baywatch” hunk tweeted this pic of him and his girlfriend, Hayley Roberts, during a a getaway to Mexico. I SEE RIPPLES IN THE ONCE UPON A TIME WASH BOARD STOMACH!

Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney, 70 donned a youthful blue floral swimsuit for a day at the beach in Jamaica with his third wife Nancy Shevell. SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A ONE PIECE FOR MEN…GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

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