Two men told St. Augustine cops they were awakened by a man who was destroying their lawn furniture, then climbing on their roof before leaping onto a truck and denting its hood, according to St. Augustine cops, reports The Florida Times-Union in Jacksonville.
The butt-naked man, later identifies as 22-year-old Jeremiah Aaron Haughee of Flagler Beach is also accused of urinated on the floor of the home and biting one of the men in the gut while they were restraining him, according to the report.
I SURE HOPE ITS THE HEAT CUZ THIS IS BECOMING VERY SCARY!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Larry Norman Hill’s neighbors in Holiday told deputies they saw Hill kicking up a storm by smashing a car abandoned earlier that day by a pizza delivery woman after it stalled in rising floodwaters during a downpour, reports the Tampa Bay TImes in St. Petersburg.
Hill, who’s 6-feet and 235-pounds, was stark naked while he attacked the car with a gold club, according to the report.
A neighbor “told him to stop hitting the vehicle and asked him how would he like it if someone did that to his car,” the report says.
After claiming the car was now his, Hill reportedly left the vehicle’s doors opened, allowing floodwater inside.
Hill told a deputy he was on the car’s roof because he thought a baby was inside “and wanted to save it,” the report states. “I asked him why he opened the doors to the vehicle and he told me he wanted to air it out.”
Hill was charged with criminal mischief. He remained Tuesday at the Pasco jail in lieu of $1,000 bail.