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After 20 months, Henry Wolf decided to contact a lawyer instead, claiming that the seat on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection lasting nearly two years.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Wolf filed a lawsuit against BMW North American and Corbin-Pacific claiming that the “ridged seat” on his 1993 motorcycle left him with mental and emotional anguish after allegedly causing an extreme case of priapism, also known as a long-lasting erection.

Wolf “has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride,” attorney Vernon Bradley of Sausalito wrote in the lawsuit, which was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday. “He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Wolf said he rode the motorcycle in San Francisco on a four-hour  round trip on May 1, 2010 and developed the priapism soon after.

The motorcycle seat was manufactured by Corbin-Pacific, Inc., the  suit said. Wolf suffered wage loss, hospital expenses, general damage  and emotional distress from his condition, and he is seeking an unstated  amount of compensation, the suit said.

O.M.FREAKING.G!! ANY OTHER ‘NORMAL’ MAN WOULD’VE TRIED TO USE THAT THING EVERYDAY!!!

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