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mug_schuster41912.jpgBoynton Beach cops say Michael Thomas Schuster, 21, paid $200 for a professional escort to dance for him in his bedroom, reports The Palm Beach Post.

NOW WHY DOES THIS ‘YOUNG, VIRILE’ BOY NEED TO PAY ANYONE..HIS MUST NOT HAVE ANY GAME?!

Afterwards Schuster evidently felt the escort did perform to his low standards and he didn’t think he got his money’s worth, according to the cops.

After a tussle, he allegedly took back the $200 he had paid her.

When the cops responded to the disturbance, it was Schuster’s who was getting ‘escorted’ to the slammer to do the jail bird shuffle!!

LOL…I GUESS THE STRIP CLUBS WERE CLOSED IN HIS NECK OF THE WOODS?!

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