VIA OFF THE BEAT:
A driver with a “sexual anus plug in his rectum” was jailed after investigators say he rear-ended another driver and had more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.
A deputy determined Kevin Brann, 41, had rear-ended another vehicle. Officials also determined Brann smelled strongly of alcohol.
Brann’s speech was slurred and mumbled, his eyes bloodshot and glassy. A deputy gave Brann, who’d urinated in his pants, field sobriety exercises before arresting him on a DUI with property damage charge. Brann “soiled himself” en route to the slammer.
“The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car,” an affidavit states.
The length, girth and color of the “sexual anus plug in his rectum” was not listed in the affidavit. Also not specified was the make and model of the plug and an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom.
At the jail, investigators measured Brann’s blood alcohol content at 0.409 and 0.412 — more than five times the legal limit of 0.08.
Brann, of the 6800 block of Southeast Bunker Hill Drive in Hobe Sound, was arrested on a DUI with property damage charge.
DRIVERS BEWARE OF THAT BUMPER TO BUMPER ACTION GOING ON BEHIND YOU??!! I GUESS HE COULDN’T FIND HIS ‘TOP’ SO HE SUBSTITUTED THE PLASTIC FOR FLESH! LOL