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Jada Pinkett Smith, Will  …

According to Star magazine’s so-called “divorce bombshell” cover story, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have “split up the kids.”

The tabloid describes a family “torn apart,” alleging that the two stars are “beginning separate lives as they prepare to divorce.”

Star says Jaden is currently living in Philadelphia with Will, while Willow is 3,000 miles away in Los Angeles, with her mom.

“They haven’t spent any time as a whole family in months, and it’s not going to happen anytime soon – if ever again,” explains a so-called “source” for the magazine, which labels Jaden and Willow “devastated about being a family divided.”

Of course, what’s actually happening is that Will and Jaden are working on the movie After Earth in Philly, which is why they’re not back in California with the rest of the family.

But Star breezes past this bit of reality, instead focusing on what a “body language expert” has to say about Will and Jada’s happy outing with Jaden to a Philadelphia 76ers basketball game last week.

The consultant thinks the smiling couple look “very uncomfortable… It’s a sad picture.”  No, “sad” is spreading stories, month after month, about how Smith and Pinkett are on the brink of divorce.  A source close to the couple tells Gossip Cop it’s “all untrue.”


Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie

The Hollywood wedding of the century is off!” announces the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid, Brad Pitt has canceled his nuptials to Angelina Jolie after finding out that she “cheated” on him!

Wait… what?  “Sources” for the Enquirer allege that Pitt “bolted from a pre-marital counseling session” after Jolie supposedly admitted to “being with another man after she met him” and making “other shocking revelations.”

A so-called “insider” claims that Pitt and Jolie met with a “trusted family confidante” to discuss issues that “could impact the marriage.”

That’s when Jolie purportedly “dropped the bomb” that she “met men in hotel rooms” after she and Pitt famously fell in love while filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

The Enquirer claims that Pitt was furious about the “complete betrayal” and “stormed out of the session.”

According to the magazine’s source, the confessional “left a bad taste in Brad’s mouth. Now he’s not only rethinking the marriage but also the entire relationship.”

Until Pitt “sorts through his feelings, he’s called off the marriage,” says the insider.

OK.  Let’s come back to reality.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie never had a “marriage” planned.  He recently suggested that it could happen one day – but that’s as far as it ever went.

There was no wedding to “call off” and no “pre-marital counseling session” for Pitt to leave angry.  As a source close to the couple tells Gossip Cop, the story about Jolie’s supposed bombshell and Pitt’s reaction is a total fabrication.


Nicole Snooki Polizzi, Jenni …

Star magazine and RadarOnline claim Snooki is pregnant.

She and beau Jionni LaValle are supposedly expecting their first child, insist the outlets, citing a so-called “insider” as saying that Snooki “is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family.”

“Snooki has been wanting to get married and have babies for a while,” adds the Star source. “So this is perfect.”

Well, the reports are actually a little less than perfect.  The “Jersey Shore” star is not pregnant.

When asked about it on “Opie & Anthony” on Wednesday, Snooki slammed the report.  “RadarOnline says the craziest things,” said Snooki, as JWoww joked, “I thought I was pregnant this month.”

The pint-sized party animal seemed particularly upset about the rumor’s implication that she’s overweight.