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Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Split In: 2011/The actor-turned-governor made major headlines when the world learned of his affair — and illegitimate child — with the family housekeeper, Patty Baena. Shortly after the story broke, the two separated. Shriver moved out of the couple’s Southern California mansion and then filed for divorce on July 1, 2011.  THE NANNY THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE RULES THE WORLD (OR THE MAN)


Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds

Split In: 2010/Ryan and Scarlett always kept their relationship on the DL. They didn’t talk much of their personal lives, never liked in-your-face PDA, and even tied the knot in secret. But that made the comely couple’s breakup after two years of marriage that much more shocking. The supposed cause of the split? Neither was willing to make compromises in their demanding careers so that they could see each other more. WOW..I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE MARRIED – IF YOU CAN’T SCREAM YOUR LOVE FROM THE TOP OF THE HILLS, THEN WHAT’S THE POINT???


Courteney Cox and David Arquette

Split In: 2010/Although they’re not divorced, these two announced their separation in 2010, after more than 10 years together. Today, they can occasionally still be seen together — they’re still business partners and they even filmed “Scream 4” together — but there’s been no word of a reunion or a full-on split. SHE’S THE OLDEST IN AGE BUT HE’S LOOKING OLDER IN THE FACE!


Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey

Split In: 2010/They were together for nearly five years, but they never married. (McCarthy even said on “Ellen” that she didn’t feel they needed a “piece of paper” to make their union official.) Despite seeming happy together — and a good, goofy match– the two ultimately went their separate ways. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE OVERLY, EXAGGERATED, FUNNY MAN IN THIS UNION!!!


 George and Ana Lopez

Split In: 2010/Talk about ties that bind: When Lopez suffered a kidney disease in 2004, his longtime wife gave him one of hers. That made it all the more surprising when the couple divorced — citing irreconcilable differences — in 2010, after 17 years together.  TAKE A WOMAN’S KIDNEY AND THEN START WHINING AND CRYING OVER NOTHING!!


Kenny G and Lyndie Benson-Gorelick

Split In: January 2012/we guess Kenny and Lyndie’s split was shocking mostly because the smooth jazz saxophonist isn’t on our minds very often. Nevertheless, we were thrown for a loop when Lyndie filed for legal separation from Kenny after 20 years of marriage in early 2012. The couple has two sons, Max and Noah, and the divorce battle should be intense: Kenny’s worth a reported $50 million. THIS IS NEWS TO ME…AFTER AWHILE, I GUESS SHE’S LIKE, ZIP UP YOUR DANG SAX…YOU WAVE IT IN FRONT OF EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE!!