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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested

Andrei Bibbs, 54, of Blue Island, Ill., was arrested Jan. 7 by state police and charged with driving while under the influence of alcohol, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. I’LL GIVE YOU A POSE, YOU MUTH-FREAKERS!


Rapper Soulja Boy Arrested

Michelle Watson, 24, of Prescott, Ariz., was arrested November 2011 for drunk driving, aggravated assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest. After kneeing an officer in the groin, she vamped for her mugshot with two thumbs up.  YEAP, I’M THAT BAD AZZ CHIC!

'Austin Powers' Actor Convicted

Caius Veiovis, 31, has been charged with the kidnap and murder of three Hells Angels. He’s undergone extensive plastic surgeries to create horns on his head and also had the number of the devil, 666, tattooed on his forehead. KKK UNTIL I DIE…WAIT, WHAT?? I DIE TOMORROW???

 Woman Arrested in Wedding Dress

Cory Smit, 29, of Wisconsin has been found guilty of driving while intoxicated for the fifth time. “He became belligerent and uncooperative and had to be pepper-sprayed when he began pounding his head on the back seat of the patrol car,” officers said in the report, according to the British Daily Mail. Smit has a collection of tattoos including what appears to be the phrase “love kills slow” above a skull and crossbones on his neck. He also has dots tattooed over his eye brows with a tattoo in the shape of an eye brow just above.  I’M OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK – I DON’T CARE WHAT I LOOK LIKE!

Wackiest Mugshot Photo Ever?

Former U.S. Senator and Vice Presidential nominee John Edwards, 58, has been charged in the Middle District of North Carolina with conspiracy, illegal campaign contributions and false statements for allegedly using more than $900,000 in campaign funds to hide his mistress during the 2008 Democratic presidential race. Edwards faces a maximum penalty of five years in jail and or a fine of up to $250,000 for each charge, if convicted. I PROMISE ON MY GOOD NAME, I DID NOTHING WRONG! LOOK AT ME, TRUST THIS FACE!

Andy Dick Arrested Again

26-year-old Randon Reid was arrested for allegedly shooting at a plane in Deer Valley, AZ. May 30, 2011. Officers on patrol in the area heard gunshots right before they saw Reid’s car speed away from the scene. At Reid’s home, police found shell casings and saw that the airplane had been damaged by gunfire. He was booked on suspicion of aggravated DUI, felony flight, and two outstanding warrants. ACT CRAZY, IF I ACT CRAZY, THEN I’LL BE ALRIGHT!

'Teen Mom' Amber Arrested

Baron “Dirty” Colon is shown in this mugshot after being arrested on suspicion of murder. The street criminal was trying to turn his life around on an MTV reality show entitled “From G’s to Gents.” He predicted just before joining the cast in 2009 that unless he reformed, “there’s only going to be two things: prison or death.” Cops arrested him after getting a break in the 2006 murder of a Florida artist. CAN  I STILL BE A GENT WITH MY MATTED, STIFF, NAPPY HAIR?

'Horned' Man Arrested in Oklahoma

Pedro Artega Velazquez, 53, was arrested while performing on a street corner, in full clown face paint, after allegedly violating his 14-year-old stepdaughter, July 5, 2010. The arrest took place in the colony of Plutarco Elias Calles, in the city of Juarez, Mexico, a border town across from El Paso, Texas, according to a press release from the state of Chihuahua. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO RUB THE BALLOONS ON HER TO CREATE FRICTION – I’M A HAPPY CLOWN!

Ferris Bueller's Principal Busted

Tulsa, Okla., police released Jesse Thornhill, 28, on bond after he was arrested this week for trying to run down his landlord in his 1996 Ford Windstar, July 13, 2010, according to NewsOn6.com. The landlord reportedly survived unharmed after dodging the vehicle. Thornhill, who has horn-shaped implants on his forehead and tattooed eyebrows, was booked on a complaint of “assault with a deadly weapon” (his vehicle). I AM SATAN, I DON’T PAY RENT B*TCH, I’LL KILL YOU AND THEN TAKE OVER!