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For the first time since they separated, Camille and Kelsey Grammer came face to face in a Los Angeles courtroom last week to battle out custody arrangements. But Kelsey didn’t arrive alone: His new wife, Kayte, waited for the actor outside the hearing. In the end, the judge awarded Kelsey custody of his two children for two weeks while he and his wife are in L.A. Kelsey is expected to take his kids to their regularly scheduled activities, which Camille plans to attend. Let the fireworks begin OR THE POLITE JABS CONTINUE!


Dying to capture that “Jersey Shore” glow? Look no further. In one of his smarter moves, Pauly D has partnered with Devoted Creations to launch an exclusive line of tanning lotions and sunless tanning products. The product will be sold at high-end salons worldwide, so you can get that notorious golden “Jersey Shore” tan in the comfort of your home. I HOPE IT DOESN’T SLIDE OFF DURING ‘SWEATING/WATER SESSIONS’..GO TO THE BEACH TANNED & GO HOME PINK AND PASTY!


Sober, dancing and now dating? Yep, David Arquette appears to be moving on from his break-up with Courteney Cox. The actor confirmed to Howard Stern that he is now dating “Entertainment Tonight” reporter (and Joe Francis’ ex) Christina McLarty. “She’s adorable,” said Arquette. “I’m not one to run around with different girls. I like someone that makes me feel good and that I can make feel good.” MR. FEEL GOOD RATED PG?!


Apparently there’s only person to blame for that long, dark Kardashian mane, fake lashes and heavy makeup: their dad. In a recent interview, Kim and Khloe Kardashian joked that their father once hired a professional makeup artist to give them beauty tips. “He said, ‘My daughters are going to start to wear makeup and I want you guys to look at least presentable,’ which I thought was really cool,” Kim recalls. “And we’ve turned out to be the biggest trannies because of it.” Well put, Kim. LEOPARD TRANNIE MESS!


 “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Joe Giudice was caught with another woman at — T.G.I. Fridays! We don’t know which is the bigger crime — the other woman or the choice of restaurant — but either way wife Teresa won’t be pleased. According to a report, Joe was spotted having cocktails with an unidentified woman while Teresa was at a fashion show. “They looked very comfortable  and cozy together,” said an eyewitness of Joe. Our advice to Joe’s “friend”? Run and hide. THAT’S THE ONLY PLACE HE CAN AFFORD, BESIDES FREE PIZZA!!