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Amy Welsh thought she had her own private drug stash in a hands-off zone: She hid her Roxicodone in aTylenol tube inside her vagina and her crack inside her bra, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
It didn’t work for the 25-year-old Vero Beach woman, she was searched after she admitted to having a crack pipe when an Indian River Sheriff’s deputy asked her if she had anything illegal inside her car.
Here are some wicked places folks have stashed their dope — without success.
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The property manager of an apartment complex called Collier County Sheriff’s deputies to report a woman was looking into vehicles and trying to open car door handles, reports the Naples Daily News.
Deputies arrested the woman, Christine Lynn Arnsteen, 24, of North Naples, and female deputies stripped-searched her at the jail where they found a pill container with 27 Xanax pills hidden inside her private areas.
Get the DUHtails at the Naples Daily News.
IF HER COOCHIE IS FILLED WITH DRUGS, I WONDER WHAT SHE WAS LOOKING FOR??? MAYBE SHE WANTED TO GET HIGH AND RIDE THRU THE CITY??
Neil Lansing was arrested Friday on a petty theft charge. When he appeared in court, a judge ordered him to jail.
At the jail, as corrections officers were performing their routine cell block search, they noticed something unusual about Lansing: He had part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, reports the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.
According to sheriff’s officials, inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon, reports the Herald-Tribune.
Lansing, 33, now faces charges he brought a drug and a tobacco product into the Sarasota County Jail.
THAT’S ONE SUPER SIZE GRAND CANYONE OF AN A**HOLE!!! LOL