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 I WAS ONLY KISSING HIS BOO-BOO!

I DIDN’T ATTACK HIM LIKE A ROOSTER IN A HEN HOUSE!

WHO ME??? NAW, OFFICER IT WASN’T ME!

NO, I’M NOT PEEING THRU A STRAW OR BLOWING IN A CUP – I’M NOT DRUNK!!

MAN, SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA!!!

 

I SNUCK UP ON HER LIKE A CAT, IF IT WASN’T FOR THAT DOG, I WOULD BE FREE!

THAT WASN’T ME, OFFICER – I DON’T CARE WHAT THE VIDEO SAYS!

 

OOOOOOO, WAIT UNTIL I SEE YOU ON THE STREETS!

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