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Kathy Denise Smith, 38, didn’t like it when her hubby allegedly called her a “floozie,” according to a Fort Pierce police report. 

So the Fort Pierce woman took out a “small pirate type sword” and tried to crush ye husband’s barnacles: That is, she cut a hole in his jeans near his genitals, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com.

RESPECT HER.

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