**FYI: I DIDN’T WANT TO FIND A PICTURE OF THEM…(GAGS LOUDLY)**
Two people were hurt Saturday night when they hit a sea wall while riding a water scooter near Cypress Cove Nudist Resort in Osceola County, emergency workers said.
The crash happened about 7:45 p.m. near Kissimmee, a spokeswoman for Osceola County Fire Rescue said.
Witnesses told authorities the watercraft appeared to have been traveling about 40 mph.
A man and a woman, both 62, were taken to Orlando Regional Medical Center — the man by helicopter, officials said.
He sustained two broken arms and a cut on his head, a receptionist at the nudist resort said. The woman was treated and released.
The man and woman were out-of-town guests at the resort and borrowed the watercraft from another guest, the receptionist said. And, yes, she said, they were riding in their BIRTHDAY SUITS!!!
LAWDY I GUESS TWO BROKEN ARMS IS BETTER THAN ONE BROKEN PENIS!!! 🙂