Why he’s a train wreck: Randy Quaid received a lifetime ban from Actors Equity for allegedly terrorizing his fellow cast members in a theater production. More recently, he and his wife have been in court for allegedly skipping out on a large hotel bill of $10,000. and seeking asylum in Canada, from the same shadowy cabal—“the Hollywood Star Whackers”—who may have killed Heath Ledger, possibly sabotaged Jeremy Piven, and could now be targeting Lindsay Lohan. TWO FOR THE LOONEY BIN~
Why he’s a train wreck: Tom Siezmore’s rap sheet includes a conviction for assaulting girlfriend Heidi Fleiss and a bust for meth possession that landed him in jail. Other embarrassments on his résumé: a sex tape, an appearance on “Celebrity Rehab,” and the use of a device called a “Whizzinator” in an attempt to beat a drug test. ON TOP OF THE WORLD IN ‘TOP GUN’ TO THE BOTTOM OF THE TOILET IN ‘REHAB’!
Why she’s a train wreck: Whitney Houston – By the time she joined her husband Bobby Brown on his reality show, the disheveled and foul-mouthed Houston was unrecognizable as the girl who was once “Saving All My Love for You”. She has since divorced Brown and admitted to past drug use, but her most recent CD and tour revealed an artist who is a shell of her former self. NOW SHE HAS TO RELIVE ALL THOSE DRUG MOMENTS OVER WITH HER DAUGHTER, BOBBIE-I LIKEY THE PIPEY- CHRISTINA! SMH
Why he’s a train wreck: Andy Dick has been arrested for drug possession, DUI, urinating on a building and groping women. He’s been thrown off the set of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” for repeatedly touching fellow guest Ivanka Trump, licked the faces of female celebrities, and gotten in a fistfight with former co-star Jon Lovitz. Most recently, he got himself thrown out of an adult film awards show for harassing a porn star. HOW SLIMMMMMMY ONE MUST BE TO GET KICKED OUT OF A PORN CONVENTION!
Why she’s a train wreck: In just the last five years, Lohan’s career has imploded amidst drunken driving arrests, constant clubbing and six separate visits to rehab. The charge that she stole a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store could be her biggest crisis yet, with the prospect of more time behind bars. Of course she could always just change her name. SHEET, HER NAME IS THE ONLY THING THAT HAS KEPT HER FROM DOING 5-10 YEARS LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL PERSON~!!!