WALMART AUTO SHOW!

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A COWORKER FORWARDED THIS TO ME…IT HAD ME IN STITCHES SO I HAD TO SHARE (I REALLY HOPE NONE OF MY READERS ARE ON THIS LIST…LOL):

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DO YOU NEED AN ‘EJECT’ CHAIR FOR YOUR MOTHER-N-LAW…WE HAVE PLENTY OF UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIRS THAT WILL SLIDE HER RIGHT OUT THE DOOR!

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FUNNY COMMENTS ON ROBIN THICKE’S ARREST

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Actor Robin Thicke arrives at Pharrell Williams' launch for his new liqueur in the Beverly Hills area of Los Angeles, California

Soulful singer Robin Thicke was arrested in New York City today on a charge of criminal possession of marijuana.

Police spotted the “Lost Without You” singer smoking a joint inside of a Cadillac Escalade. One other person was in the car but was not arrested.

Thicke, 34, is the son of ”Growing Pains” actor Alan Thicke.

The singer has released five studio albums and is married to actress Paula Patton. The couple have a son, Julian Fuego, 1.

ABCNews.com was unable to reach Thicke’s representative for comment.

COMMENTS FROM ABC NEWS:

*Don’t smoke it in the car, dude … smoke it at home

*Meanwhile, 2 blocks away, there were 3 rapes and a murder. But WE GOT ROBIN THICKE!!

*a soul singer smoking weed…. who woulda thunk it?

*It’s so stupid. Just legalize it already!
Legalize it, tax the crap out of it, and let people decide for themselves. I’m not a fan of it myself — I think it stinks. But it’s no more harmful than alcohol, and its painkilling/nausea killing properties far outweigh any bad parts

*Well thank god they got this monster off the street before he went and got a slice of pizza or something. <—THIS ONE HAS ME ROLLILNG…LMAO!

*a dumb little plant still making headlines.. hard to believe

*Billions of dollars are wasted arresting people for smoking a weed. Legalize it already

*And while the NYPD was man handling Thicke, a crack junkie stole the police cruiser. The cruiser was found in the back yard of a known crack dealers property! It had been fully stripped, pending current investigation no arrests have been made, bysides Mr. Thicke! So glad they got that pot smoker off the streets, he might have hugged someone, SMH

*Imagine if Dunkin Donuts were illegal instead of pot. The entire NYPD force would end up in jail

LAMBERT & BROWN TWITTER FEUD!

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Miranda Lambert and Chris Brown have been battling in a public Twitter feud since the Grammy Awards last Sunday night.

On Monday, country singer Lambert, who is married to “The Voice” co-host Blake Shelton, tweeted: “And Chris Brown Twice? I don’t get it. He beat on a girl…Not cool that we act like that didn’t happen”

In 2009, Brown pleaded guilty for assaulting former girlfriend Rihanna and is now serving five years of probation.

Brown was applauded by the Grammy audience, which included Rihanna, for his performance and win for best R&B album.  His performance resulted in some very disturbing tweets from fans, including things like, “I’d let Chris Brown beat me up.”

Brown responded to Miranda’s tweet with one he has since taken down saying, “Hate all you want because I got a grammy now! That’s the ultimate f*** off.”

On Wednesday Lambert tweeted back, “I’m done for now. But not for good:) nite love bugs & remember… Be who you are an stand for what u believe in. NO MATTER WHAT!”  later adding, “Oh and one more thing for all who are asking….I have a Grammy too:)”

In a concert Thursday night at the Amherst, Mass., Mullins Center, Lambert held up a handwritten poster that read, “Take notes Chris Brown” and said, “Listen, I just need to speak my mind.  Where I come from, beating up on a women is never OK.”

After the crowd applauded, she added, “So that’s why my daddy taught me early on in life how to use a shotgun.”

She then sang her hit song “Gunpowder and Lead,” which is about a woman preparing to shoot her abusive husband: “I’m goin’ home, gonna load my shotgun/ Wait by the door and light a cigarette/He wants a fight well now he’s got one/He ain’t seen me crazy yet.”

Many of Lambert’s songs, like “White Liar” and “I Wanna Die” are known to bash men.

In three separate tweets yesterday, Brown fired back, “Using my name to get publicity? I love it! Perform your heart out!  Go buy @miranda_lambert!  So motivational and “PERFECT.”  Goodnight to all the people who live life and who aren’t stuck in the past!”

HERE’S THE THING, HE DID IT, HE APOLOGIZED, HE & US NEEDS TO MOVE ON. DIDN’T IKE TURNER BEAT TINA FOR YEARSSSSSSSSSS & STILL WROTE HIT SONGS AND AS ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTED: “I do not like Chris Brown. But I watched Miranda sit there and honor Glen Campbell and he beat the hell out of Tanya Tucker years and years back. And they honored him that night, so why didn’t she say anything about that”….SO ITS OKAY TO PUNISH A YOUNG MAN FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE BUT YOU HONOR AN OLD MAN WHO SPENT HIS LIFE BEATING SOMEONE…GET A CLUE GIRLIE AND MOVE ON, RIHANNA DID! :)

RHONJ DITZ ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE?!

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When Teresa Giudice isn’t mixing it up with “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” cast, you’ll most likely find her cooking in the kitchen with her four daughters.

But fans of the upcoming season of the “Celebrity Apprentice” (premiering on Sunday, February 19 at 9 p.m. ET/PT) will be surprised when they get to see a very different side of the 39-year-old reality star, who left her hubby and kids back in Jersey while she headed to the Big Apple in order to take part in Donald Trump‘s show. Giudice’s charity of choice? The NephCure Foundation, a national kidney disease non-profit committed to funding research for the rare disease Focal Segmental Glomerulosclerosis (FSGS) and Nephrotic Syndrome. Giudice selected the organization after she met a little boy named Matthew Levine, who suffers from FSGS, at a St. Jude event. Inspired by Levine and his ongoing battle, the mother of four decided to do whatever she could to raise funds for the foundation and hopefully help out her young friend in return. “I raised a lot of money,” she shares, leading one to believe that she may go pretty far on the show.

“I’m happy that everyone is going to see the real Teresa, the businesswoman that I am,” she continues. (In case you didn’t know, she has a third cookbook coming out in May called Fabulicious: Fast & Fit and is launching a line of pre-made bottled Belinnis called Fabulinni.)

THE REAL TERESA COULD BARELY SPELL AND TAKE DIRECTION, SO I’M VERY INTERESTED TO SEE HOW SHE DOES…LOL

WEEK IN PHOTOS!

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Al Pacino, President Barack …

Al Pacino got to hang at the White House on Monday when he received a National Medal of Arts from President Obama for his contributions to American film and theater. “Mr. Pacino is an enduring and iconic figure, who came of age in one of the most exciting decades of American cinema, the 1970s,” the president said about Pacino, who’s starred in legendary films like “The Godfather” and “Scarface.” FROM ONE HUSTLER TO ANOTHER – LOVE AL!!!

 

Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner

After more than 20 years of marriage, a bunch of reality shows, and several facelifts (see photo) Kris and Bruce Jenner are still going strong. On Tuesday, they visited “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” where Kris wore a special “Love” dress to celebrate the holiday.  BRUCE’S FACE RESEMBLES KRIS’S…WOMANLY! I LOVE HIS RED SEUDE SHOES..LOL

 

 

Daniel Radcliffe

Harry Potter” star Daniel Radcliffe gave a whole new meaning to the phrase “tongue twister” during his appearance on the wacky Spanish TV show “El Hormiguero.” The 22-year-old hit the show’s Madrid studios on Monday to promote his latest film, “The Woman in Black.” HE COULD TICKLE THAT ‘LADY PART’ REALLY GOOD WITH THAT MOVE.

 

Ice-T, Coco

Rapper and actor Ice-T, his wife, Coco, and their ridiculously adorable bulldog, Spartacus, got color-coordinated to promote the season premiere of their reality show, “Ice Loves Coco,” which airs Sunday night on E!. Somehow we get the feeling Spartacus has a pretty good life. THE RAPPER TURNED PIMP AND THE HOE TURNED INTO A HOUSEWIVE…LOL

 

MEN BEWARE!!!

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Click2houston.com reports:

“A Houston man has launched a unique court battle, claiming his twin sons resulted from his sperm being stolen and taken to a Houston fertility clinic without his knowledge.”

“Actually, I couldn’t believe it could be done. I was very, very devastated,” said Joe Pressil, a 36-year-old telecommunications manager. “I couldn’t believe that this fertility clinic could actually do this without my consent, or without my even being there,” he said.

In his lawsuit, Pressil said he found out about the plot when a receipt arrived in the mail, listing him as the patient.” 

Pressil said he hadn’t considered having a family, and his religious beliefs would never allow him to visit a fertility clinic or participate in any form of artificial insemination. Yet three months after he broke up with his girlfriend, she became pregnant with his sperm at the Advanced Fertility Center of Texas on the Katy Freeway near Beltway 8.  

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MEN BEWARE OF SPERM-SNATCHERS! THIS LADY IS AN ABSOLUTE MESS AND DESERVES PUNISHMENT TO THE FULLEST EXTINT OF THE LAW.

MY MOMMA STOLE MY MONEY!!

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Paula Barker, 43, the Ormond Beach mom of Chadwick Barker, a Marine, is accused of taking money from her own son’s bank account while he was deployed in Afghanistan, according to a news release from the Volusia County’s Sheriff’s Office.

Details of the release:


When the son had returned from Afghanistan in September 2011he discovered about $4,000 was missing from his bank account.

He told a Volusia deputy that he believed his mother had his account information and dipped into his money while he had been deployed.

Investigators found that Paula Barker had used the account to buy an airplane ticket and to send cash to herself through Western Union.

Enough evidence was gathered during the investigation for a judge to sign the arrest warrant on Tuesday.

LOL…MAYBE SHE THOUGHT HE WOULDN’T RETURN TO ENJOY IT, SO SHE DID. SHE SHOULD’VE USED SOME OF THAT MONEY FOR A BETTER HAIRDO!

FIREFIGHTERS BEHAVING BADLY!

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Titusville police say firefighter/paramedic Randy Moore ‘fessed up to putting Gunk, a petroleum-based solvent, inside a coworkers canteen. Gunk is commonly used as an engine degreaser. It’s label warns that the product is flammable and harmful or fatal if swallowed, reports WKMG News-6 in Orlando

Moore had been targeting Jones for six months and this was just the latest prank, according to the cops. PRANK – MOORE LIKE A DEATH WISH – I WONDER IF HE WOULD’VE REVIVED HIM?!

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A medic with the Hillsborough County Fire Department is making news again. 

A female medic says she was in her bunk with the curtain closed when Julio Colon and another medic opened the curtain, turned on the light and stood there — naked.

She then fell asleep but awoke to find him at the head of her bed, with an erection, and masturbating. He ejaculated on her bedding next to her pillow, reports 10Connects.com.

Colon is the same guy arrested in Brooksville last month and accused of exposing himself to female pedestrians. Story here. SHOUT OUT TO MY HOMETOWN BROOKSVILLE AND ALL ITS PERV’S…LOL

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It started with a bunch of current and ex-Hillsborough County Fire Rescue workers and a Captain who all went to a baby shower. All, that is, except medic Miguel Ruiz.

According to 63 pages of county memos released to the Times Wednesday, it all started on the night of Aug. 15. Current and former Station 14 firefighters attended a baby shower at Capt. E.J. Fernandez’s home. Ruiz, 26, didn’t go.

“Since Miguel did not show up, a group of party attendees went to a nearby convenience store to pick up supplies to ‘t.p.’ the outside of his home,” the report begins.

But they didn’t stop at toilet paper. Once there, they found an unlocked door and let themselves in.

All seven have since admitted to taking part in what they called a prank among friends. In the report, the captain said he called Ruiz the following day to apologize, but that the medic refused to take numerous calls. He even tried to call Ruiz’s mother and stepfather.

Ruiz, however, called shift commander Craig Lynn. Ruiz said a line had been crossed. He felt humiliated and violated, even days after the incident.

“Ruiz was visibly shaken and upset,” Lynn wrote. “I recognized that any sort of apology being accepted was unlikely.”

HE’S UPSET OVER BELLY HAIRS AND TOILET PAPER, C’MON…HE’S A MEDIC WHOSE SEEN FAR WORSE THAN THAT! THESE MEN ARE BOYS IN BIG BODIES!

SCHOOL BUS SEX EDUCATION

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PANAMA CITY — A Mowat Middle School bus driver was arrested and suspended from his job for allegedly using his cellphone to show pornography to students.

Marcus Antonio Howard, 37, was charged with four counts of showing obscene material to a minor, officials said in a news release Tuesday. Panama City Police officers wrote the incidents happened in January and February, and the investigation into Howard’s alleged actions began last week. He was arrested Monday.

Howard, who drove bus number 744, was suspended without pay at Tuesday’s School Board meeting. The suspension is the first step in the process toward termination, officials said.

“There’s no justification for anyone to show children any type of pornographic material,” said Superintendent Bill Husfelt.  HEY, WHAT IF THE DRIVER WAS GETTING HIS ROCKS OFF WHILE AT A RED LIGHT AND THE KID CAME UP BEHIND HIM?? STUPID RIGHT?

Sharon Michalik, executive director for human resources and employee support services, said a student told a parent about the alleged incident and the parent then called Mowat Middle School. School officials investigated and asked Mike Jones, Bay District Schools chief of security, to assist.

“We reacted as soon as we were notified of this and he was relieved of his duty at that time,” Michalik said. “We brought in a substitute bus driver that very afternoon.”

Jones contacted PCPD about Howard. Together they interviewed Howard, who denied having pornographic material on his phone. Howard then gave the investigators consent to search his phone, where they found pornographic photos and videos, the report states.

Jones then offered to drive Howard home. On the ride home, Howard admitted that he had the material on his phone and that he looked at it while at work, authorities reported.

Howard added that he did not let any of the children look at it intentionally but could “not say if any of them may have accidentally seen any of the material,” the report states.

The investigation is ongoing and more charges may be filed, officials wrote.

THIS NUMB NUT JUST LOST A GREAT JOB WITH BENEFITS JUST BECAUSE HE STRIVED TO BE A SEX ED TEACHER INSTEAD OF KEEPING HIS HANDS 10 & 2 ON THE WHEEL!!!

GRAMMY RED CARPET FAILS!

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Flo Rida
The “Good Feeling” rapper channeled James Bond on the red carpet in a dapper white tux and black bow tie. But all eyes were probably on his date, who was practically busting out of her formfitting dress. NO MY EYES ARE GLUED TO HIS DOME…I KNEW HE WAS USING BLACK HAIR DYE FOR MEN @ AGE 20 SOMETHING…LOL

 

 Rick Ross
The rapper reminded us a little bit of Bert and Ernie in his colorful striped velour shirt. MAN NO ONE TOLD ME, IT WAS A BLACK TIE AFFAIR..I PUT ON MY BEST STREET CLOTHES.

 

Diana Ross
The legendary diva — who won a Lifetime Achievement Award — jazzed up her pantsuit with blinged-out cuffs and a sparkly broach. SHE RESEMBLES A REAL LIVE CUTE MINNIE MOUSE!

 

Taraji P. Henson
The “Person of Interest” star strutted her stuff in a sequined pink-and-leopard print halter gown by Basler, which featured a plunging neckline. PLEASE LEAVE ALL ANIMAL PRINTS TO THE JERSEY SHORE GANG…ITS CUTE BUT I’M THINKING SNOOKI IS GOING TO POP OUT FROM UNDERNEATH IT..LOL

 

Nicki Minaj
Holy heck! What was the rapper thinking when she stepped onto the red carpet in a hooded Versace cape embellished with the label’s Medusa head. THIS IS THE MOST CLOTHES THIS LITTLE GIRL HAS EVER WORN AND STILL SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING TO EAT LADY GAGA’S MEAT DRESS ON STAGE!

 

Fergie
We see London, we see France! The Black Eyed Peas singer gave everyone a peek at her black bra and underpants thanks to her neon orange lace Jean Paul Gaultier Couture gown. EPIC FAIL..IT IS NOT HALLOWEEN AND SHE’S DRESSED AS A CANDY CORN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! STYLIST NEEDED ASAP!

 

Robyn
The two-time Grammy nominee opted for a plain white tee and high-waisted asymmetrical skirt that looked more like a giant napkin. FLY AWAY ROBIN AND NEVER TO RETURN…I GUESS THOSE PLATFORM BOOTS WILL HELP HER LIFTOFF?? WTH?

 

Kelly Osbourne
E!’s “Fashion Police” correspondent went glam in a sparkling gold one-shoulder gown by Tony Ward Couture. SHE NEEDS THE FASHION POLICE OR WHAT NOT TO WEAR GUARD, STATIC CLING REMOVER AND A HAIRDRESSER IN HER LIFE!!!

 

Jamie Grace
Where to begin with the Christian singer-rapper’s attire? The top half of Jamie Grace’s ensemble was Far East, while the lower half with her cowboy boots was Wild Roach stomping West - WHO IS THIS TRYING TO KNOCK LIL MAMA OFF THE WORST DRESSED LIST??!

WOW…TALENTED VOICES BUT MOST DON’T KNOW A ‘GOOD LOOK’ IF IT FELL OFF A SHELVE AND HIT THEM IN THE HEAD!!

R.I.P WHITNEY HOUSTON – WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!

 

WHY CAN’T THEY GET A JOB???

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CAN YOU ‘SEE’ ME AT NIGHT??

CAN’T TELL WHERE HIS HEAD STOPS AND HIS NECK BEGINS!

ONE WRONG MOVE ON THE HANGER’S BELT AND HE’S DONE! LITEARLLY!

LIFT THE KNOCKER AND FEED!

I PROMISE I WON’T EAT THE KIDS!

BLING BLING BABY! I ALWAYS HAVE CIG’ MONEY!

ON HALLOWEEN I GET LOTS OF JOBS; TOO BAD THEY ARE OVER BY DECEMBER!

 

CALLING ALL ANGER MANANGEMENT CLASSES!

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What could be described as a less than pleasant domestic encounter happened mug_GodwinC.jpegJanuary 28 in an alley behind a restaurant in the 1900 block of 14th Avenue in Vero Beach.

When police arrived, a restaurant employee reported seeing a co-worker “getting his (buttocks) kicked” by a woman.

The man who was “getting his (buttocks) kicked” told investigators he called his girlfriend, identified as 24-year-old Courtney Godwin, and said he needed a ride to work. He said she was helping someone decorate. Thinking he was going to be late, he called a friend for a ride.

He said Godwin showed up shortly after he got to work and began yelling “about not waiting for her.” He said Godwin beat him and hurled a jack, a chair and rocks at him.

He said Godwin hopped in her car and tried to run him over, but he didn’t want to write a statement.

“His primary concern was getting back home because she told him that she was going to set his clothes on fire,” the affidavit states.

“It made me mad because I do everything for (him) and now he wants to try and make me look bad by having someone else drive him to work when I always take care of him,” Godwin is quoted as saying.

Godwin said she went to his place of employment and he started swearing at her.

 

She said she “lost her mind” when her boyfriend began acting like the victim and that she “drove after him.”

 

She started to cry and said she knew it was wrong, but was tired of being treated poorly by men.

 

Godwin, of the 4100 block of Cypress Green Lane in Vero Beach, was arrested on charges including aggravated assault and battery domestic violence.

 

 

 

 WOW…JUST BECAUSE HE GOT A RIDE FROM SOMEONE ELSE…THIS CHICK NEEDS SOME SERIOUS MENTAL HELP OR A PUPPY SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF!

LIQUID ART BY CORRIE WHITE – AMAZING!

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Corrie White, the artist behind Liquid Drop Art, has a talent for capturing the surreal impact of a water droplet. White’s photographs allow viewers to see something that would normally be “invisible to the human eye.” Most of the water droplets were created with a medicine dropper and food dyes. According to the White’s bio, the “forms of water and milk shapes are pure and unedited.”

 

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Lick It Up, Mick!

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Hula Dancer

 

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Spikey

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Magic Lamp

 

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Spikey Umbrella

 

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Glob Drop

 

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 Surreal splash

 

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Passion

 

 

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Mushrooms and Jellyfish

 

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BEAUTIFUL, HE HAS AN AMAZING EYE!

90′s ARTISTS – WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

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Fiona Apple: Then

In 1998, a 19-year-old Fiona Apple made her mark with a Grammy win for Best Female Rock Vocal Performance for the single “Criminal.” The performer hasn’t delivered an album since 2005, which has some fans worried. SHE’S TRYING TO FIND HER BEAUTY IN EYESHADOW AND HAIR EXTENTSIONS.

Fiona Apple: Now

However, Apple has been featured in guest appearances with Jon Brion, and sings duets with Andrew Bird and Margaret Cho and even a Buddy Holly cover that Spin called “gorgeous” and all reports indicate she has another album coming this year. NOW SHE KNOWS HER NATURAL BEAUTY IS W/IN…BUT DON’T LOSE ALL THE MAKEUP! LOL

Lauryn Hill: Then

Lauryn Hill, who started out with The Fugees, got serious recognition with her solo debut. Her album, “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill,” won her five Grammys in 1998. MY GIRL CAN SANG AND WAS HOT LIKE FIRE!

Lauryn Hill: Now

Since then, the singer has dropped out of the music scene, but in her defense, she’s been busy on other fronts: She has six children, five with Rohan Marley. She gave fans reason to hope. At a recent show in Sweden, Hill told the crowd, “My intention was always to come back and give a better version of the story.”  MY GIRL CAN STILL SING BUT SHE DRESSES LIKE SOMEONE SET HER HOUSE ON FIRE – GOTTA WEAR EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING LEFT.

Ricky Martin: Then

The Puerto Rican got his start in the boy band Menudo, then became a cross-over solo star and a worldwide sensation thanks to a 1999 performance and win at the Grammys. Martin made megahits like “Livin La Vida Loca,” and “She Bangs.” The performer collected a stack of Latin Grammys and sold 60 million albums worldwide. OH THIS MAN IS SEXY AND CAN MOVE HIS HIPS – HE BANGS!

Ricky Martin: Now

More recently, Martin came out, stating on his website, “I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.” The 40-year-old has a boyfriend, and has stated his public support for marriage equality. HE’S STILL SEXY BUT HE BANGS HIS OWN TEAM! LOL

Hanson: Then

Hanson‘s debut album “Middle of Nowhere” was nominated for three Grammys back in 1998. GOOD THING THEY CAN SING CUZ THEIR OUTFITS WERE LAME!

Hanson: Now

It’s OK to admit it if you were a fan. Brothers Isaac, Taylor and Zac enjoyed many female fans in their 90s’ heyday when “MMMBop” was released. And, get this: Each brother met his wife at a Hanson concert — that’s taking fan appreciation to a whole new level. DARN HOW THE HANSON’S HAVE ENHANCED…HEY ZAC!!! :)

Shaggy: Then

The reggae rapper had a hit on his hands in 1996 with “Boombastic” a single from the record which won him a Grammy for Best Reggae Album.  WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ACCENT HE HAS..WHILE GIVING MEN AN EXCUSE TO CHEAT!

Shaggy: NowNow just call him Mr. Comeback: The Jamaican-born singer digitally released the Grammy-nominated 2011 album “Summer of Kingston,” the performer is offering his fans a re-release, as an album and online. Shaggy’s EP will include the hit, “Sugarcane,” which peaked at No. 14 on the Yahoo! Music Video Chart. AGING HAS DONE HIM WELL..COME BACK MR. SEXY VOICE, COME BACK CUZ IT WAS YOU!
 
K.D. Lang: ThenThe Canadian-born singer brought rock to her country sound, and her vocal skill won her a Grammy in 1990. The singer also wrote the soundtrack to the movie “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues,” and her 1992 album “Ingenue” featured her most popular song, “Constant Craving. SHE WAS ‘CRAVING’ TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET’..
 
 
K.D. Lang: NowThese days, the Buddhist is known for her activism for Tibetan human rights and animal rights. The 50-year-old recently split from her longtime girlfriend, who she has known since 2003. The couple dissolved their domestic partnership in 2011. I KNEW IT BUT HEY, SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE CHASITY, I MEAN CHAS (CHER’S DAUGHTER/SON)..LOL
 
 

LEAN ON ME…IF YOU NEED WEED!

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THIS MIGHT BE OLD NEWS BUT ITS NEW TO ME:

The guy who starred as troubled youth Thomas Sams in the 1989 classic “Lean On Me” was arrested in Arizona for allegedly buying 200 pounds of pot from an undercover cop this week.

Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins has been charged with two felony counts of possessing, transporting and trying to sell marijuana. 

According to police, the 38-year-old actor lives in North Carolina … but traveled to AZ to make the drug deal on Tuesday.

Cops in Maricopa County say they set up the sting operation … and after Hopkins took possession of the dope, they pulled over his SUV and arrested him. Cops say they found $100k in cash in the ride.

Officials later searched Hopkins’ Arizona apartment and claim they found an additional 100 pounds of weed.

Police say Hopkins told them he got involved in the drug deal to provide a nice weekend for his family.

Hopkins is being held on $35,000 bond. If convicted, he faces up to 5 years in prison.

WOW!! I guess acting isn’t so far from the truth huh! LEGALIZE IT

WHAT WE DIDN’T KNOW (NCSI CAST)

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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm obsessed with the color green and the number 3.Jeff Vespa/WireImage - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM

NCIS Star, Pauley Perrette, 42: ”I’m obsessed with the color green and the number 3.”

 I avoid making left hand turns because I'm an extremely safe driver. CBS/Cliff Lipson - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM

“I avoid making left hand turns because I’m an extremely safe driver.”

 

I love thrift stores and doing laundry.CBS/Cliff Lipson - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM

“I love thrift stores and doing laundry.”

I went to college for sociology, psychology &amp; criminal science.CBS/Adam Rose - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM

“I went to college for sociology, psychology & criminal science.”

I am a natural blonde and from Native American descent with some other stuff mixed in.SGranitz/WireImage - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM

“I am a natural blonde and from Native American descent with some other stuff mixed in.”

 

I love going to sleep early. I'm not a nocturnal human being.CBS/Sonja Flemming - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM

NCI Star, Cote de Pablo, 32: “I love going to sleep early. I’m not a nocturnal human being.”

I love meeting people that feel passion. It's contagious.CBS/Sonja Flemming - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM

“I love meeting people that feel passion. It’s contagious.”

I love not having to wear makeup and do my hair.Barry Brecheisen/WireImage - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM

“I love not having to wear makeup and do my hair.”
 
I love the beach and wearing comfortable, beachy clothing.Tony Barson/WireImage - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM
“I love the beach and wearing comfortable, beachy clothing.”
 
 
I love playing canasta with family or friends for hours.Michael Buckner/Getty Images - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM
“I love playing canasta with family or friends for hours.”
 
 
One of my dad's college roommates was Donald Rumsfeld. They call him 'Rummy.'CBS/Ron P. Jaffe - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM
NCIS Star, Michael Weatherly, 43: “One of my dad’s college roommates was Donald Rumsfeld. They call him ‘Rummy.’
 
 
My grandmother and grandfather lived to be over 100, so I plan on sticking around a long time.CBS/Monty Brinton - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM
“My grandmother and grandfather lived to be over 100, so I plan on sticking around a long time.”
 
I once played a superhero in a movie with Rob Lowe called 'The Specials.' My superhero name was Verdict. Bet you didn't know that.Regent Entertainment screen grab - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 7:7 PM
“I once played a superhero in a movie with Rob Lowe called ‘The Specials.’ My superhero name was Verdict. Bet you didn’t know that.”
 
 
I spent nine years in an all-boys school wearing a coat and tie every day. Clearly, it affected me.CBS/Cliff Lipson - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM
“I spent nine years in an all-boys school wearing a coat and tie every day. Clearly, it affected me.”
 
 
People ask: Stones or Beatles? I say The Kinks. They were the first concert I ever saw and still the best to this day.CBS/Eric McCandless - Tuesday, February, 7, 2012, 2:7 AM
“People ask: Stones or Beatles? I say The Kinks. They were the first concert I ever saw and still the best to this day

THE CAT MADE ME FAIL MY TEST!

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Marvelle Stephon Rucker, 21, allegedly admitted to cops that he tried to kill his girlfriend’s cat by suffocating it with a pillow — all because he said it made him fail an online test, reports The Gainesville Sun.

On a charge of animal cruelty.

The girlfriend told officers she found the cat unresponsive when she got home from work. She also said Rucker poked her in the face for 10 or 15 minutes until a roommate intervened, according to the report.

Although Rucker ‘fessed up to poking the woman in her face, he told the cops it wasn’t a crime, as long as he was not beating her.  In an arrest report, Carlisle wrote that, when he asked Rucker why he put a pillow over the cat, Rucker “laughed as he said he was trying to kill the cat” because the cat made him fail an online test.

SUFFOCATED HER CAT AND THEN TURN YOUR FINGERS ON HER FOR ASKING YOU ABOUT IT…THIS DUDE NEEDS A TEST OF HOW TO BE A MAN!!!

Karl Lagerfeld’s Most Controversial Quotes Ever

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Karl Lagerfeld has a lot of nasty things to say.

Lagerfeld’s agenda and tastes are obvious. Pretty and thin = good. Ugly = bad. But is the fashion world so insanely shallow that they treat him like some kind of prophet? Ugh, we find it so gross.

In honor of Lagerfeld’s latest insults, we’ve rounded up his most controversial and offensive comments ever. Take a look, and let us know if you think this guy should be an admirable icon.

On weight:

“No one wants to see curvy women. You’ve got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions.”
Source: Focus magazine

“The body has to be impeccable as well-that helps a lot. If it’s not, buy small sizes and eat less food.”
Source: Harper’s Bazaar

“Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems.”
Via Karl Lagerfeld Quotes

On vanity:
“Life is not a beauty contest, some [ugly people] are great. What I hate is nasty, ugly people… the worst is ugly, short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life… they are mean and they want to kill you.”
Source: Vogue, April 2003

“I’m very impeccable and clean before I go to bed. It’s just like right before I’m going out. When I was a child, my mother always told me that you could wake up in the middle of the night and be deathly sick, so you always have to be impeccable. I laugh about it now, but I think everyone should go to bed like they have a date at the door.”
Source: Interview magazine

“Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.”
Source: Vogue UK

On money:
“If you throw money out of the window throw it out with joy. Don’t say ‘one shouldn’t do that’ – that is bourgeois”
Source: The Observer

On why he’s pro-fur:

“It is farmers who are nice to the cows and the pigs and then kill them. It’s even more hypocritical than hunters. At least the hunters don’t flatter the animals….I don’t like that people butcher animals, but I don’t like them to butcher humans either, which is apparently very popular in the world.”
Source: Vice magazine

On kids:
“Having adult children makes you look 100 years old. I don’t want that”
Source: The Observer

On sex:
“I personally only like high-class escorts. I don’t like sleeping with people I really love. I don’t want to sleep with them because sex cannot last, but affection can last forever. I think this is healthy. And for the way the rich live, this is possible.”
Source: Vice magazine

On magazines:
“People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.” [Ed. note: Does anyone know what this means?!]
Source: Metro

On making offensive remarks:
“Be politically correct, but please don’t bother other people with conversation about being politically correct, because that’s the end of everything. You want to create boredom? Be politically correct in your conversation.”
Source: Vice magazine

THIS MAN IS A DAMN MESS (FUNNY BUT A MESS) – I’M SURPRISED WITH THAT ATTITUDE ANYONE DARES TO BUY HIS CLOTHES!!!

MODEL HAS FREAKISHLY 20′INCH WAIST!

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Romanian model Ioana Spangenberg says she has natural 20-inch waist. When you see her thin middle in contrast to her 32-inch hips, it’s no wonder tabloids like The Sun are referring to Spangenberg as “the human hourglass.” The 30-year-old clocks in around 84 pounds, and says she was average size until her teen years. “When I was 13 my waist was around 15 inches. Someone could put their hands around it, their fingers would touch and they would still have extra room,” she told the Sun.
Spangenberg insists she’s tried everything and cannot gain weight around her midsection. “No one seems to believe it, but every day I eat three big meals and I snack on chocolate and crisps all the time. I just have a small stomach. It’s a bit like having a natural gastric band – if I eat too much, I feel sick,” she told the Sun. “In Romania it is better to be overweight, because that means you are from a wealthy family…so while my friends were going out and dating, I was sitting at home with Mars bars wishing I could fatten up,” she told the paper.

THIS WEEK’S PHOTOS!

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Betty White, Robert Patti …

TV legend Betty White, who just turned 90 years old, and “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson, 25….HIS BODY LANGUAGE SUGGEST HE’S GUARDING HIS PRIVATES FROM BETTY!’

Brad Pitt, George Clooney

GEORGE: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I’LL HIT YOU WITH BRAD’S CANE.

 George Clooney is never going to get away with stealing Brad Pitt’s cane at Thursday night’s 17th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards in Hollywood since he’s been caught in the act on camera. Pitt has been using the cane since slipping while carrying daughter Vivienne down a hill during a recent skiing trip.

Dolly Parton, Queen Latif …

Dolly Parton, the country singer and actress turns 66 next week and looks like she’s having more fun than ever! Monday night she hit the premiere of her new film co-starring Queen Latifah, “Joyful Noise.”  GOSH DOLLY MAKES QUEEN LATIFAH LOOK LIKE A SAGGY TEA BAG WITH DIRTY FEET!

Sofia Vergara, Ellen Dege …

Ellen DeGeneres and her CoverGirl commercial co-star, “Modern Family” actress Sofia Vergara, got a little silly on Ellen’s show this week as the talk show host attempted to give Sofia some “makeup tips.” WHER OH WHERE IS ELLEN’S HANDS EXACTLY??????

CELEB RUMOR MILL!

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Jada Pinkett Smith, Will  …

According to Star magazine’s so-called “divorce bombshell” cover story, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have “split up the kids.”

The tabloid describes a family “torn apart,” alleging that the two stars are “beginning separate lives as they prepare to divorce.”

Star says Jaden is currently living in Philadelphia with Will, while Willow is 3,000 miles away in Los Angeles, with her mom.

“They haven’t spent any time as a whole family in months, and it’s not going to happen anytime soon – if ever again,” explains a so-called “source” for the magazine, which labels Jaden and Willow “devastated about being a family divided.”

Of course, what’s actually happening is that Will and Jaden are working on the movie After Earth in Philly, which is why they’re not back in California with the rest of the family.

But Star breezes past this bit of reality, instead focusing on what a “body language expert” has to say about Will and Jada’s happy outing with Jaden to a Philadelphia 76ers basketball game last week.

The consultant thinks the smiling couple look “very uncomfortable… It’s a sad picture.”  No, “sad” is spreading stories, month after month, about how Smith and Pinkett are on the brink of divorce.  A source close to the couple tells Gossip Cop it’s “all untrue.”

 

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie

The Hollywood wedding of the century is off!” announces the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid, Brad Pitt has canceled his nuptials to Angelina Jolie after finding out that she “cheated” on him!

Wait… what?  “Sources” for the Enquirer allege that Pitt “bolted from a pre-marital counseling session” after Jolie supposedly admitted to “being with another man after she met him” and making “other shocking revelations.”

A so-called “insider” claims that Pitt and Jolie met with a “trusted family confidante” to discuss issues that “could impact the marriage.”

That’s when Jolie purportedly “dropped the bomb” that she “met men in hotel rooms” after she and Pitt famously fell in love while filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

The Enquirer claims that Pitt was furious about the “complete betrayal” and “stormed out of the session.”

According to the magazine’s source, the confessional “left a bad taste in Brad’s mouth. Now he’s not only rethinking the marriage but also the entire relationship.”

Until Pitt “sorts through his feelings, he’s called off the marriage,” says the insider.

OK.  Let’s come back to reality.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie never had a “marriage” planned.  He recently suggested that it could happen one day – but that’s as far as it ever went.

There was no wedding to “call off” and no “pre-marital counseling session” for Pitt to leave angry.  As a source close to the couple tells Gossip Cop, the story about Jolie’s supposed bombshell and Pitt’s reaction is a total fabrication.

 

Nicole Snooki Polizzi, Jenni …

Star magazine and RadarOnline claim Snooki is pregnant.

She and beau Jionni LaValle are supposedly expecting their first child, insist the outlets, citing a so-called “insider” as saying that Snooki “is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family.”

“Snooki has been wanting to get married and have babies for a while,” adds the Star source. “So this is perfect.”

Well, the reports are actually a little less than perfect.  The “Jersey Shore” star is not pregnant.

When asked about it on “Opie & Anthony” on Wednesday, Snooki slammed the report.  “RadarOnline says the craziest things,” said Snooki, as JWoww joked, “I thought I was pregnant this month.”

The pint-sized party animal seemed particularly upset about the rumor’s implication that she’s overweight.

 

 

BROOKE SHIELD’S TOWNHOUSE

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Brooke Shields in the Greenwich Village townhouse she shares with her family; the home was renovated in collaboration with designer David Flint Wood and MADE architects.
 
 
The living room features Louis XVI–style armchairs, a French Empire commode, and a 1970s Lucite-base cocktail table. A Keith Haring painting (a gift from the artist) and portraits by Will Cotton of Shields’s two daughters hang on walls painted in Benjamin Moore’s Chelsea Gray.  JEEZ, I WOULD BE AFRAID TO SIT IN THERE…IS THIS AN ACTIVE ROOM OR A ROOM FROM A MUSEUM???
 
In the dining room, a tole chandelier from Laurin Copen Antiques is paired with Jansen chairs and a vintage Ralph Lauren Home marble-top pedestal table. Zuber’s Les Lointains wallpaper lines the room; the wide-plank floor is stained in Sydney Harbour Paint’s Palm Beach Black.  BETTER FOR LOOKING AT BUT NOT ACTUALLY SITTING!
 
 
George III–style dining chairs surround a table by MADE in the kitchen; the pendant lamps are by Foscarini, the range is by Wolf, and the chimney breast—faced in glazed tiles by Mosaic del Sur—displays a Malcolm Liepke painting.  THIS SEEMS LIKE THE GATHERING PLACE…MINUS THE PENDANT LAMPS.
 
LOVE THE TUB WITH THE LADDER…LOL
The master bath includes a freestanding tub at the window, a custom-designed vanity by MADE, and a Walker Zanger tile floor.

IF THIS IS RECREATING THE SAME ATMOSPHERE AS WHEN SHE GREW UP…THEN HER FAMILY HAD EXPENSE TASTE AS WELL….WHERE DO THE KIDS PLAY – OUTSIDE??

 

LOOK BEFORE YOU SQUAT!

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Dixie County Sheriff’s deputies say Ronald A. Everett, of Old Town, hid video cameras in women’s restroom in a public middle school, a grocery store and a Hardee’s restaurant, then viewed the recordings at his home, reports The Gainesville Sun.

The 45-year-old Old Town man had easy access to those places — he worked for a Gainesville-based commercial cleaning company. He was charged with three counts of video voyeurism.

The Dixie County school system had a contract with Allclean Inc. of Gainesville to handle some of the cleaning work in district schools, but on Thursday morning, Superintendent Mark Rains terminated all of the contracts with the company.

During a search of Everett’s home on Wednesday, deputies seized cameras and computer equipment that were turned over to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement Digital Recovery Unit to be analyzed.

Investigators said they are working to determine whether Everett may have had made recordings in other places.

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I DON’T DO PUBLIC RESTROOMS…PERVERTS ARE EVERYWHERE…LOOK AT HIS SLIMY GRIN!

POT BY THE POOLSIDE!

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Detectives say they found four potted marijuana plants with an estimated street value of $12,000 by the 60-year-old,  David Scott Krause, North Naples man’s outdoor pool, according to a news release from the Collier County Sheriff’s Office. I WONDER WHO WAS THE ‘ROTTEN SEED’ THAT RATTED HIM OUT??

 

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A St. Cloud man was arrested Monday after drug agents found marijuana growing in his front yard, reports the Orlando Sentinel. HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT!! LOL.  Seventeen plants, from 2 to 7 feet tall, were growing in planters in front of the home of Bryan Hartman, 45, the Osceola County Investigative Bureau said.

These plants could easily be seen from the roadway with an unobstructed view of the residence, reports WOFL-FOX35 in Orlando.  Hartman gave permission to search his home and was arrested on a charge of cultivation of cannabis, agents said. He was being held at the Osceola County Jail.

 

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Manatee County Sheriff’s deputies spotted several marijuana plants being grown on Untrez Hodo’s and his girlfriend’s back porch in Bradenton, reports The Bradenton Herald. 

Hodo’s girlfriend allowed deputies to search their place.

That turned out to be a bad move: Deputies found a cigar box with several bags of cocaine, an eight ball of cocaine; a bag of rock cocaine, a bag of pot, Hydrocodone pills and an additional 33 pot plants.

‘Please, don’t charge me with the other stuff you found. That’s what I went to prison for,’ Hodo allegedly told the deputies while being transported to jail.  His request was denied. HODO ITS A NO-NO TO ALLOW THEM TO SEARCH KNOWING YOUR DIRTY DIRTY!

 

 

 

EXTREME BODY ART!

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Mexican tattoo star Mary Jose Cristerna, better known as “La Mujer Vampiro” (Female Vampire), poses during a tattoo exhibition in Caracas January 27, 2012.

 

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Victor Peralta from Uruguay.

 

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Emilio Gonzalez from Venezuela.

 

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A man displays a tattoo on his head at the London International Tattoo Convention in London.

A unidentified man shows his tattoos as he attends Venezuela Expo Tattoo in Caracas, Venezuela, Saturday Jan. 28, 2012. (AP Photo/Ariana Cubillos)

A unidentified man shows his tattoos as he attends Venezuela Expo TattoO.

 

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A man gets a tattoo during the 2nd Annual Tattoo Expo in Medellin November 14, 2011.

 

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Skater “Cherry D’vine” from the Stockholm Roller Derby shows the tattoos on her hands before a women’s flat track roller derby bout against the Kallio Rolling Rainbow in Huddinge June 11, 2011

 

Tattoo artists work on the legs of a woman at the 2nd Annual Tattoo Expo in Medellin

Tattoo artists work on the legs of a woman at the 2nd Annual Tattoo Expo in Medellin November 14, 2011

 

 

FASHION FAILS!

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BAD ENOUGH SHE HAS A ‘TRAMP STAMP’ THEN ADD THE THONGS ON DISPLAY EQUALS EPIC FAIL!!

 

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WEDGE SNEAKER?? NOT!

 

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BARE MIDRIFFS = CLASSLESS! (NO MUFFIN TOPS PLEASSSSSE)

 

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MATCHING LEATHER OUTFITS…SHALL WE SWEAT TOGETHER??

 

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SHORTS THAT THE POCKETS ARE LONGER THAN THE ACTUAL SHORTS.

 

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CRYSTAL NAME BUCKLES…KID’S PLAY.

 

woman wearing socks with sandals

SOCKS WITH SANDALS AT ANY AGE IS AN ABSOLUTE FAIL!! JUST PUT ON SNEAKERS!

 

 

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VELOUR WARM UP SUITS….COMFORTABLE BUT EVERY BRIDE’S WEDDING PARTY HAS ONE.

 

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LEGGINGS AS PANTS…ESPECIALLY ON A MAN..NOT COOL

 

 

 

 

 

MAN W/PRESIDENT OBAMA MASK ROBS!

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A gunman wearing a mask resembling President Barack Obama robbed a Riviera Beach McDonald's Saturday morning, police said. .Surveillance photo on left, Barack Obama-type mask at right (not actual mask).

Authorities are seeking the public’s help in identifying a man who robbed a McDonald’s on Saturday while wearing a President Barack Obama mask.

Riviera Beach Police say that the man who held employees of the McDonald’s at 3551 Broadway at gunpoint with a silver, semi-automatic handgun, was wearing a mask “resembling a likeness” to Obama. He ordered all employees to the back office at 6:21 a.m., and then ordered the manager to open the safe and place the cash in a cloth bag he brought.

Before leaving the restaurant, the man threatened to kill the employees if they did not stay in the office. He then ran from the store in an northeast direction with about $1,000 cash, a written release by Riviera Beach Police said.The suspect is approximately 6-feet tall, weighs about 170 pounds, and was wearing all-black clothing with white gloves during the robbery.

THEY ARE TRYING EVERY WAY POSSIBLE TO MAKE OUR PRESIDENT LOOK BAD!!! LOL

GET OUT SO I CAN USE OUR BED WITH HER!

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Marian Searchwell and her hubby had been married only 5-months, but had recently decided to separate.

However, this Vero Beach couple were still living together when he entered their master bedroom and asked her to leave “in order for him and his female visitor to use the bed,” according to the arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

When she refused to do so, he picked her up from the bed. She, in turn, grabbed his neck, according to the arrest report.

HOW DARE HE BRING ANOTHER WOMAN HOME TO HAVE SEX IN THE BED THEY SHARED…I MEAN WAS HE HIGH OR JUST DISLUSIONAL THAT THIS CRAZY LOOKING WOMAN WOULDN’T GET OFFENDED!!! HIS BIG BALLS GAVE HIM BIG SCRATCHES IN HIS NECK!~!!

DON CORNELIUS IS DEAD!

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Southern California — this just in

‘Soul Train’ creator Don Cornelius dead in apparent suicide

 

“Soul Train” creator Don Cornelius was found dead at his Sherman Oaks on home Wednesday morning.

Don Cornelius hosted "Soul Train" for much of its record-breaking run. The show, which aired in syndication from October 1971 to March 2006, currently stands as the longest-running syndicated program in television history.

Law enforcement sources said police arrived at Cornelius’ home around 4 a.m. He apparently died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, according to sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the case was ongoing.

The sources said there was no sign of foul play, but the Los Angeles Police Department was investigating.

In a 2010 interview with The Times, he said he was excited about a movie project he was developing about “Soul Train.”

“We’ve been in discussions with several people about getting a movie off the ground. It wouldn’t be the ‘Soul Train’ dance show, it would be more of a biographical look at the project,” he said. “It’s going to be about some of the things that really happened on the show.”

According to a Times article, Cornelius’ “Soul Train” became the longest-running first-run nationally syndicated show in television history, bringing African American music and style to the world for 35 years.

Cornelius stopped hosting the show in 1993, and “Soul Train” ceased production in 2006.

OMG, HOW SAD, I’M TEARIN UP – I LOVED THIS MAN AND WHAT HE CREATED! I LEARNED MY BEST MOVES FROM SOUL TRAIN – R.I.P. DON!

Don Cornelius hosted "Soul Train"for much of its record-breaking run.

Producer Don Cornelius, right, accepts the "Discretionary Award - Pop Culture" with Mya, Smokey Robeinson, Stevie Wonder and Ashanti on stage the 2005 TV Land Awards at Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, California.

RUNNING LIQUID DEBATE: CHRISTINA’S LEGS

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Yikes! Christina Aguilera Leaks During Etta James Funeral!

Yikes! Christina Aguilera Leaks During Etta James Funeral!

IS THIS DISGUSTING LIQUID RUNNING DOWN FROM UNDER HER SKIRT (during a tribute at Etta James’s funeral):

A – SWEAT

B – SWEAT & SPRAY TAN BRONZER

C – HER PERIOD FLOWING

I SAID ‘C’ BUT MOST FOLKS ARE ARGUING ITS A OR B…TELL ME, IF A SPRAY TAN RAN LIKE THAT, DO YOU THINK ALL THOSE FOLKS ON JERSEY SHORE WILL CONTINUE TO USE IT…..HMMMMMM

LET ME KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS?

ODDBALL FRIENDSHIPS!

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Jennifer Aniston, one of the world’s biggest movie stars, had befriended Chelsea Handler, an admittedly boozy comedian who made a name for herself skewering celebrities on a late-night talk show.

 

They’re serious cooks and like to compare notes.” Charlize Theron stirred the friendship pot even more by adding this about Kristin Stewart: “We met on a plane going to Comic-Con.

 

Brit-Brit was spiraling in a seriously public meltdown a few years ago, and Mel Gibson rushed to her side to offer help and support? Well, they’ve been friends ever since.

 

Kelly Osbourne hails from a hard-rock family with a checkered past that includes rehab and public outbursts, while Miley Cyrus rose through the ranks as a Disney star genuinely proud of her Christian values and her country music-singing dad. Rebellion brings anyone together.

 

 

A genuine relationship has formed from what started as an obvious ploy for positive publicity. Elton John has even admitted that in recent years, he helped counsel the rapper, Eminem through his struggle with substance abuse.

 

When Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow declared their BFF status, we had to say OMG. Beyonce was much more articulate about the whole thing. “She is what I strive to be one day. The Oscar-winning actress had equally kind things to say: “She is the most talented human being on the planet.

 

Their surprising friendship stood the test of time, spanning several decades and becoming one of the most enduring relationships. But what was it that brought these two legends together? Elizabeth Taylor said it best in a 1997 interview with Barbara Walters: “One of the reasons I think Michael Jackson and I are so close [is] because neither one of us had a childhood, and we can relate to that and wonder at how we got by.”

 

Fun fact: Current Oscar nominees George Clooney and Viola Davis are actually close friends. These two have co-starred in three movies together — “Out of Sight,” “Solaris” and “Syriana” — which led to a lasting friendship.

 

Their relationship grew out of a very good place: 50 Cent teamed up with the legendary entertainer, Bette Midler when her environmental group, New York Restoration Project, decided to build a public garden in 50 Cent’s childhood neighborhood in 2009.

 

 

TURKEY BASTING BABY!

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“A Houston man has launched a unique court battle, claiming his twin sons resulted from his sperm being stolen and taken to a Houston fertility clinic without his knowledge.”

“Actually, I couldn’t believe it could be done. I was very, very devastated,” said Joe Pressil, a 36-year-old telecommunications manager. “I couldn’t believe that this fertility clinic could actually do this without my consent, or without my even being there,” he said.

In his lawsuit, Pressil said he found out about the plot when a receipt arrived in the mail, listing him as the patient.” 

Pressil said he hadn’t considered having a family, and his religious beliefs would never allow him to visit a fertility clinic or participate in any form of artificial insemination. Yet three months after he broke up with his girlfriend, she became pregnant with his sperm at the Advanced Fertility Center of Texas on the Katy Freeway near Beltway 8.

Pressil said his ex-girlfriend always claimed she was unable to have children due to a medical condition involving fibroids. He also said she claimed that her condition required a certain sort of condom be used during sex.  Now, in hindsight, he said that seems suspicious.

“I did notice a little bit because she would take the condom and ask me to discard it. And usually, a male would discard their own property, but she would always take the condom and she would run off out of the room and I just didn’t think anything of it. And I didn’t think that anyone could use a condom and bring it to a clinic to get an in vitro,” he said.

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LAWDY MISS CLAUDY! HOW SPECIAL IS THIS MAN??? MUST BE A BIZILLIONAIRE FOR HER TO GO THRU ALL THAT! LOL

SAN STOKES PHOTOGRAPHY

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‘LEISURELY SNAPPING’

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I was driving around town and I goggled ‘parks’ in the area. I was amazed at the views and pavillons over the water at this nature park..Seen this lady also taking pictures of the flowers on the lillipads.

‘FOOTWAY TO FIRE’

‘CAMPING WITH FALL’

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SEX OVER BRO’s IS DEADLY!

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FORT WALTON BEACH – Evan John Taylor was arrested on Jan. 16 and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

He is accused of shooting his brother, Jason Smith, in the groin with a .357 revolver.

The shooting took place on Newport Drive in Fort Walton Beach.

An incident report states Smith was taken to a hospital for treatment of injuries to his legs and hands. The victim spoke to Okaloosa County deputies at the hospital, so apparently the wounds were not life threatening.

Smith told investigators he and his brother got into an argument “over Taylor not picking him up from work,” the report said. The argument became physical.

“When they were separated Taylor went to his bedroom. Smith proceeded to walk down the hallway and Taylor stepped out of (a) bedroom pointing a .357 Smith and Wesson,” the report said. “Smith stated Taylor pointed the gun at his waist line and shot him.”

Smith told deputies he was shot in the hand “because he was trying to shield his genital area as a natural reaction,” the report said.

Taylor, 26, admitted shooting his brother, the report said

HE HAD TO HAVE LEFT HIS BROTHER AT WORK WHILE DOING THE NASTY – WHAT OTHER REASON WOULD ONE MAN HAVE TO SHOOT ANOTHER MAN IN HIS PECKER???

HERE’S YOUR CAR…MELTED & BURNING!

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Ocala cops are looking for Yvonne Wilkerson, who they say set fire to her mom’s car, which then damaged another car and motorcycle parked nearby and melted window blinds inside a home, reports the Ocala Star-Banner.

Wilkerson’s mother told other officers that she had purchased the car for her daughter, who was supposed to be making payments to her but had stopped because the car was having engine problems, according to the police report.

The woman said she received a text message from her daughter shortly after the fire, stating, “game over, wut it do?”

WELL IT MELT LIKE CHOCOLATE ON A HEATED MARSHMALLOW IS WUT IT DO – NOW THE PO PO ARE LOOKING FOR U!

Photo: Marion County Sheriff’s Office, from a previous arrest

MOM BANNED FROM CLUBS OVER CLOTHES!

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Lisa Woodman (pic: NTI)

Lisa Woodman (Pic: SWNS)

HEY, SHE HAS ON PANTYHOSE…ISN’T THAT LADYLIKE ENOUGH?? LOL

Via Mirror: Lisa was fuming over being banned from every nightclub in her home city of Worcester for dressing in skimpy outfits and porn star-style PVC boots.

Bosses at Tramps said she contravened their “responsible door policy”. Or, as the bouncer put it, more bluntly: “You’re a bit long in the tooth for that sort of get-up, love.” LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Lisa, who had a boob-job last year after splitting with her long-term partner, was shocked and humiliated.

She can’t understand why her skin-tight mini-skirts and revealing necklines are too saucy for Worcester.

And the former hospital cleaner was outraged when her photos then hit the internet, sparking catty comments from as far afield as Germany and America. They branded Lisa a thick, tarty, irresponsible mum with “a face like a bag of spanners” and no decency.

“I couldn’t believe how nasty people were,” says Lisa.

“You can say what you like about my clothes, but no one has the right to judge me as a person and a mum because of what I wear, or bring my kids into this.  “I only go out once a fortnight with my sister and a friend. We have a few drinks and then go on for a dance. 

“We’re not out on the pull. I was with my other half for 14 years and I’m not ready for another fella. But I like to look nice and think my outfits are great – they cover everything they should.

WELL HER SISTER AND FRIEND SHOULD’VE CLUED HER IN ON A FEW THING MISSING FROM HER OUTFITS…ITS SAD THAT A PLACED CALLED ‘TRAMPS’ WOULDN’T LET HER IN…LOL

AFTER HER MIRROR MAKE-OVER:

Lisa Woodman (pic: SWNS, DM)

Perched on a leather sofa in a classy cocktail dress, Lisa Woodman oozes sexy sophistication.

As mum-of-four Lisa catches sight of her reflection in the window even she gasps in disbelief.

“Is that REALLY me?” she asks.  “I never thought I could look as good as this.”  To be honest, Lisa, neither did the rest of us.

 

 

BABYSITTER HORROR STORIES!

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Childcare Drama! The Babysitter with the Vibrator, the One Who Was Arrested and Other Completely Crazy Stories

Public Display of Objection
“I had a babysitter show up for an interview and her jeans were cut so low that when she stretched to redo her hair (and how often do long-haired teenage girls redo their hair? Every ten minutes), her pubic hair showed over the top of her jeans! That was the end of her. Who’s she trying to impress, my 6-year-old son?”—Jennifer

 

 

Childcare Drama! The Babysitter with the Vibrator, the One Who Was Arrested and Other Completely Crazy Stories

Naughty Nannies

“When my son was 1 to 3, I went through four au pairs. They were all good in different ways, but a bit crazy, too. With one, we found a vibrator in her room while it was being cleaned. With another, she asked me what American men’s dating preferences were, i.e. was it ‘normal’ for them to ask for ‘the back door action’ on their first romantic encounter.”—Chris

Childcare Drama! The Babysitter with the Vibrator, the One Who Was Arrested and Other Completely Crazy Stories

Climate Change of Clothes

“My husband came home to find our 5-month-old son wearing several shirts, three pairs of pants and a jacket, swaddled tightly in a heavy blanket, sitting in his infant seat in front of a roaring fire, with the thermostat turned up to 85 degrees! We told the sitter that too much heat was dangerous for babies, and that just one set of clothes, a comfortable thermostat temperature and maybe a light blanket or sheet at naptime would suffice. We came home the next day to find all the heat turned off, our baby half-naked and the oven on with the door open, all burners on the stove roaring in order to heat the apartment.”—Teri

Childcare Drama! The Babysitter with the Vibrator, the One Who Was Arrested and Other Completely Crazy Stories

Teenage Alcohol Syndrome

“We left our kids, 5, 3 and 2, with one babysitter and came home to three drunken teens. They had polished off the better part of a vodka bottle, and our trash was littered with other empties. When I mentioned what happened to the sitter’s mother, she claimed they were just ‘cleaning out’ her daughter’s car. I didn’t find it an improvement that our uninvited guests had a car full of empty liquor bottles!”—Katie

Childcare Drama! The Babysitter with the Vibrator, the One Who Was Arrested and Other Completely Crazy Stories

Spontaneous Sex Ed

“We had one sitter who talked on her cell phone about every detail of fooling around with her boyfriend in front of our kids, who were 3 and 8. She even answered their questions along the way! Oh and by the way, she was only 14.”—Rivka

Childcare Drama! The Babysitter with the Vibrator, the One Who Was Arrested and Other Completely Crazy Stories

Shop ‘Til You’re Popped

“I used one sitter to watch my then 10- and 3-year-olds, and after a couple of times I noticed that-brand new dresses and clothes (some with the tags still on them) started going missing. (I never got them back.) I switched to another sitter, and my son told me that she took them to Walmart and proceeded to shoplift! Then she invited her boyfriend over and they taught my son how to play root beer pong. I rarely get to go out anymore as finding a trustworthy sitter has been difficult and not worth the risk!”—Jennifer

Childcare Drama! The Babysitter with the Vibrator, the One Who Was Arrested and Other Completely Crazy Stories

Porn on the Job

“We hired the son of a friend to babysit our two sons and two daughters, ranging in age from 2 to 7. A few weeks later, the phone bill came and there were charges for $60 for two calls to questionable services at 11:30pm. They were some kind of porn service. I immediately checked my calendar and saw that he had been babysitting for us that night. He came back and babysat for free for several nights to pay off his debt.”—Susan

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WOMAN HAS TWO VAGINAS??!!

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TMZ Reports:

Hazel Jones

Hazel Jones Woman with Two Vaginas Gets $1 MILLION Porn Offer

A British woman who’s become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vaginas may finally be able to cash in on her crotch … TMZ has learned she’s just been offered $1 MILLION to bone on camera.

Her name is Hazel Jones — and the 27-year-old beauty has been making the media rounds across the pond to discuss “uterus didelphys” … a condition which caused her to develop 2 sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings. Hazel recently told British tabloid The Sun that she’s not shy about her condition — insisting she and her husband have shown it off at sex clubs around the U.K.

Enter Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch … who heard Hazel’s story … and immediately reached out to the woman with a MASSIVE offer to film her double hoo-ha in action.

In the letter, Hirsch writes, “You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services.”

For the mathematically challenged, that’s $500k per vagina.

To sweeten the deal, Hirsch says Jones can pick any XXX partner she wants in her movie — adding, “We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations.”

We’re told Hirsch has not heard back yet!

WELL HELL IF SHE’S SHOWING IT OFF FOR FREE AT CLUBS, SHE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE SOME MONEY ‘OUT’ OF THEM! THAT’S SOME FREAKY SHIT MAN!

PREGNANT AND STYLING!

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Best of 2011: Pregnancies of the Year: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

The Spy Kids 4 actress welcomed baby Haven in August. “Thank you for all of your support during my pregnancy,” she tweeted. “It means the world to me.”

Best of 2011: Pregnancies of the Year: Linsday Price

Linsday Price

Lindsay Price and Curtis Stone welcomed their son Hudson in November. “Lindsay and Curtis are thrilled and over the moon with him,” the actress’ rep told Us.

Best of 2011: Pregnancies of the Year: Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling

The reality star and hubby Dean McDermott welcomed their third child, Hattie, on Oct. 10

Best of 2011: Pregnancies of the Year: Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham

The designer and her soccer star hubby welcomed their fourth child (and first daughter!) Harper Seven in July

Best of 2011: Pregnancies of the Year: Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

The designer confirmed she and fiance Eric Johnson were expecting on Oct. 31.

Best of 2011: Pregnancies of the Year: Beyonce

Beyonce

She announced her pregnancy in August at the MTV VMA‘s. “Feel the love that’s growing inside of me,” she exclaimed during an incredible performance

Best of 2011: Pregnancies of the Year: Selma Blair

Selma Blair

Selma Blair and Jason Bleick welcomed their son Arthur Saint Bleick in July

 

Best of 2011: Pregnancies of the Year: Alyssa Milano

Alyssa Milano

Alyssa Milano and hubby David Bugliara welcomed son Milo Thomas Bugliari on Aug. 31. “Everything is going so well,” she gushed to Us. “David told me, ‘It’s like you were dropped off from Planet Mom!’ I said, ‘No, he’s such a great baby, he’s just making me look good! LOOK AT HER BUTT…LOL BIG BOOTIE GIRL!!

MOTHERHOOD SURE AGREES WITH THESE LADIES~!

 

 

MANY HATS OF LOUIS BARDO BULLOCK!

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THIS KID IS SOO CUTE, HE IS A MAN IN A MINI BODY!

Louis Bardo Bullock's Many Hats!: March 20, 2011

Sandra Bullock‘s pride and joy stayed warm with a knit beanie at a New York City park.

Louis Bardo Bullock's Many Hats!: April 9, 2011

AIRPLANE PILOT TODAY – LETS GO FLY!
 
Louis Bardo Bullock's Many Hats!: August 3, 2011
REINCARNATED JAZZ MAN – WHAT A SERIOUS FACE!
 
Louis Bardo Bullock's Many Hats!: September 30, 2011
HE’S CHANNELING SAMUEL L. JACKSON!
 
Louis Bardo Bullock's Many Hats!: October 9, 2011
ARRR MATEY, GET OUT OF ME MOM’S WAY!
 
 
Louis Bardo Bullock's Many Hats!: June 2, 2011
IT MIGHT BE RAIN TODAY?
 
 
Louis Bardo Bullock's Many Hats!: December 12, 2011
BRRRR…ITS COLD!
 
 
Louis Bardo Bullock's Many Hats!: January 10, 2012
THE COOLEST KID ON THE PLAYGROUND!
 
 
HE IS ENTIRELY TOO FREAKING CUTE…BUT WHEN DOES HE SMILE???
 
 
 
 
 

HE’S GOING TO EAT YOUR BRAIN!

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Tyree Lincoln Smith

Tyree Lincoln Smith (Photo courtesy of the Bay County Sheriff’s Office)

 LYNN HAVEN — A Florida man has been arrested after allegedly hacking to death a Connecticut man and eating the victim’s eye and part of his brain, police said Wednesday.

Tyree Lincoln Smith, 35, was arrested Tuesday night on a Connecticut warrant for murder, according to police in Lynn Haven, in Bay County.

A property inspector discovered the body of Angel L. Gonzalez on Friday on the third floor of an abandoned home in Bridgeport, Conn., according to that city’s police department. A medical examiner determined that the cause of death was blunt head trauma and ruled Gonzalez’s death a homicide.
Monday, a cousin of Smith’s in Connecticut contacted Bridgeport police about Gonzalez’s death. She told detectives that Smith had arrived at her house Dec. 15 and said he wanted to “get blood on his hands” before going to a park and then to the abandoned home, where he used to live, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

The next day, Smith returned to the cousin’s house with blood on his pants, hands and an ax, the affidavit said. Smith’s cousin said he told her that he was sleeping on a porch at the abandoned home when we was awakened by a Hispanic man and invited inside. Then Smith described beating the man’s face and head with the ax and collecting one of his eyes, a piece of his skull and some of his brain matter, which he consumed in a nearby cemetery, the affidavit said.

The cousin told detectives she called Smith’s mother, who notified police on Dec. 16 that they may want to check the abandoned home and that her son had “mental issues,” the affidavit said.

Smith had left Connecticut for Florida on Friday on a Greyhound bus, the cousin told detectives. Police and Smith’s relatives reached Smith by telephone, and in a recorded call Smith admitted that he had been at the abandoned house and that he told a relative that he had killed the man, according to the affidavit.

OH BLOODY HELL - WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!! MENTAL ISSUES IS AN UNDERSTATMENT!!

 

911 MY MOMMIE HUNCHING TO LOUD!

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Couple celebrating Valentine's Day

A 15-year-old Panama City girl called 911 because she “felt disrespected” because she could hear her mom, 35, having loud sex in their home, according according to The Smoking Gun.

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The teen then asked responding cops to place her in a Christian children’s shelter, according to the report.

But after speaking to a rep from the shelter, the teen changed her mind because “it was almost time for school,” according to the report.

Get the DUHtails at The Smoking Gun.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA…THAT’S FUNNY. THE LADY DIDN’T HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HERSELF!! DIRTY-BOOTIES

 

 

WORLD WEB CRAZY PHOTOS

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HOW MUCH COULD A TUG BOAT TUG IF THE TUG BOAT COULD TUG??!!

THE FAMOUS QUOTE OF ALL TV WATCHERS: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU OR IS IT SMILING FOR THE PHOTOGRAPHER???

LITERALLY, A HANDFUL BUT ONCE HE’S NECKLACE ‘LEAVES’ TAKE EFFECT..HE MIGHT BE TWO HANDFULS!

I’LL RACE YOU, THE LOSER GETS ATE!

REALLY? THEY USUALLY BITE THE LIP OF THOSE THAT FEED THEM…EWW

SHE’S TAKING ‘GOING GREEN’ TOO FAR!

CAMERAMAN TO DUMBMAN: PUT THE CUB DOWN SLOWLY AND RUN LIKE YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE!!!

THIS IS EVERY MOTHER’S DREAM, TO HAVE 100 ARMS!

GIVE ME BACK MY DANG FISH!!!!

UNLIKELY FRIENDS 2

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Just a month after Busch Gardens took in a cheetah cub whose mother wasn’t caring for it, the park’s animal care team identified the perfect four-legged friend for the 8-week-old cat: a 16-week-old female yellow Labrador puppy. The two were first introduced in April 2011 and began spending supervised play times together each day.

A young boar named Freddy looks for food as it stands beside Mario the bull in Ebergoetzen, central Germany. Apparently separated from his pack, the young boar showed up among the herd of Galloway cattle about six weeks earlier and is fed from time to time by a cow.

A Harrisburg, Pennsylvania resident reports, every morning, a local deer visits the cat, who reciprocates by grooming the much larger animal. The deer expresses its affection by licking the friendly feline.

Female dachshund Bessi lays in a basket with a 5-day-old baby tiger on May 20, at the wild animal park in Stroehen, Germany. JUST LIKE ANY BABIES, THEY LOVE EVERYBODY UNTIL THEY ARE TAUGHT TO HATE!

In this three picture combo, played out on the front walk of an Amish family in Middlefield, Ohio, a black cat approaches a resting dog, and then makes herself quite comfortable with her newfound friend. Family members said that the dog belonged to a neighbor, and the feline was one of their many barn cats.

At the Wildlives Rescue & Rehabilitation Centre in Thorrington, Colchester, UK, Prudence the piglet thinks she is a dog.

Owner Steph Tuft, 25, takes duck Essy for a walk with her Staffordshire cross dogs Rachka, aged 2 (left) and DD, aged 4, in Bournemouth, England. Essy, a 9-month-old Cherry Valley duck, thinks she is a dog, and likes to walk with the other two pets.

A baby elephant and a sheep may not appear to have much in common, but at the Shamwari Game Reserve these two animals have become the best of pals.

BoonLua, a long-tailed macaque, lives with Toby, a rabbit, in Ayutthaya province in Thailand. BoonLua, the 6-year-old wild monkey, lost both its legs and one arm during an attack by dogs three years ago. It dragged itself to a nearby temple where it received medical treatment and survived. He now lives in a custom built enclosure with the rabbit.

Three-month-old tiger cub, Zoya, was rejected by her mother. She plays with Alsatian puppy Frida, who is the same age, in a special enclosure at the Warsaw Zoo in Poland. The dog is owned by a zoo employee and was introduced to the tiger so that she could have a companion for the next few months.

CELEBRITY AFFAIRS!

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Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Split In: 2011/The actor-turned-governor made major headlines when the world learned of his affair — and illegitimate child — with the family housekeeper, Patty Baena. Shortly after the story broke, the two separated. Shriver moved out of the couple’s Southern California mansion and then filed for divorce on July 1, 2011.  THE NANNY THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE RULES THE WORLD (OR THE MAN)

 

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds

Split In: 2010/Ryan and Scarlett always kept their relationship on the DL. They didn’t talk much of their personal lives, never liked in-your-face PDA, and even tied the knot in secret. But that made the comely couple’s breakup after two years of marriage that much more shocking. The supposed cause of the split? Neither was willing to make compromises in their demanding careers so that they could see each other more. WOW..I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE MARRIED – IF YOU CAN’T SCREAM YOUR LOVE FROM THE TOP OF THE HILLS, THEN WHAT’S THE POINT???

 

Courteney Cox and David Arquette

Split In: 2010/Although they’re not divorced, these two announced their separation in 2010, after more than 10 years together. Today, they can occasionally still be seen together — they’re still business partners and they even filmed “Scream 4″ together — but there’s been no word of a reunion or a full-on split. SHE’S THE OLDEST IN AGE BUT HE’S LOOKING OLDER IN THE FACE!

 

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey

Split In: 2010/They were together for nearly five years, but they never married. (McCarthy even said on “Ellen” that she didn’t feel they needed a “piece of paper” to make their union official.) Despite seeming happy together — and a good, goofy match– the two ultimately went their separate ways. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE OVERLY, EXAGGERATED, FUNNY MAN IN THIS UNION!!!

 

 George and Ana Lopez

Split In: 2010/Talk about ties that bind: When Lopez suffered a kidney disease in 2004, his longtime wife gave him one of hers. That made it all the more surprising when the couple divorced — citing irreconcilable differences — in 2010, after 17 years together.  TAKE A WOMAN’S KIDNEY AND THEN START WHINING AND CRYING OVER NOTHING!!

 

Kenny G and Lyndie Benson-Gorelick

Split In: January 2012/we guess Kenny and Lyndie’s split was shocking mostly because the smooth jazz saxophonist isn’t on our minds very often. Nevertheless, we were thrown for a loop when Lyndie filed for legal separation from Kenny after 20 years of marriage in early 2012. The couple has two sons, Max and Noah, and the divorce battle should be intense: Kenny’s worth a reported $50 million. THIS IS NEWS TO ME…AFTER AWHILE, I GUESS SHE’S LIKE, ZIP UP YOUR DANG SAX…YOU WAVE IT IN FRONT OF EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE!!

 

 

HIV ASSAULT!!

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A former professional wrestler has been sentenced to 32 years in prison for having sex with women without telling them he had tested positive for HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.

The 29-year-old Andre Davis – who wrestled under the names Gangsta of Love and Sweet Sexy Sensation – was sentenced on 14 counts of felonious assault on Monday in Cincinnati, after being convicted in November. Prosecutors had claimed that Davis violated state law by not telling a dozen sex partners about his HIV-positive status or lying to them about it. 

On Monday Davis told the judge he was a sex addict and that his addiction became worse after he lost his chance to become a pro wrestler following his positive HIV test. He also claims he didn’t disclose his HIV test results because he didn’t want his family to know, and says he never meant to hurt anyone.

“I am not a monster,” Davis said.

The Cincinnati Enquirer has reported that World Wrestling Entertainment told Davis it wouldn’t hire him in July of 2009 because he failed his physical by testing positive for HIV. Davis could have received over 100 years in prison, and he faces similar charges in Warren County, Ohio.

Davis’ attorney Greg Cohen has claimed that an appeal will be filed.

Cohen further noted that a company, not a doctor had told his client that he tested positive and that he didn’t believe prosecutors could prove that Davis actually has HIV.

WOW..LADIES & MEN, PLEASE BE CAREFUL OF A PRETTY FACE!!!

HOW MANY BABY MAMAs?

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Jack Nicholson, with 4 children by 3 women.

 

Lil Wayne, with 4 children by 4 women.

 

Clint Eastwood, with 7 children by 5 women

 

Quincy Jones, with 7 children by 5 women

 

Rod Stewart, with 8 children by 5 women

 

Bob Marley, with 11 children by 8 women

 

Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline, with 5 children by 3 women

 

Antonio Cromartie, 9 children, 8 women

 

Flavor Flav, 7 children, at 4 women

JEEZ FELLAS, WOULD YOU LIKE A TIC TAC, A CONDOM OR AN AIDS TEST????? THAT’S WHY MOST OF THEM ARE WORKING IN THEIR 70s…CHILD SUPPORT IS A B**CH!

CELEB RUMOR MILL

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Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lo …

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have decided to put their divorce “on hold,” reveals Life & Style. For the surprising reason they’re “dragging their feet” on making their divorce final, and how they plan to give their marriage a second try. THEY SHOULD’VE DID THAT BEFORE THEY STARTED SCREWING OTHER PEOPLE??!!

 

George Clooney, Angelina Jolie, …

Us Weekly reveals that George Clooney “doesn’t like” Angelina Jolie because he thinks she’s “boring and not great company.” What’s more, says Us, “He does not like to spend time with her,” and prefers hanging alone with Brad Pitt. SHE’S SEEM TO PROTECTIVE OF HIM AND PROBABLY NEEDS A BURGER TO PERK HERSELF UP!

 

Khloe Kardashian

O.J. Simpson is Khloe Kardashian’s “real dad,” reports the National Enquirer, which reveals the former football great had an affair with Kris Jenner in 1983. The mag even compares photos of Simpson’s daughter, Sydney, and Khloe, to illustrate their “astonishing resemblance.” HAHAHA WOULDN’T THAT BE SOME TRIFLING ISH – CONSIDERING ALL THE BAD STUFF THEY SAID ABOUT HIM.

 

Rihanna, Chris Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown have been “secretly hooking up” for a year, reports Us Weekly, which notes that “having these flings without the world knowing has made the hookups even hotter” for the former couple. THIS IS GIRL IS A WALKING MICKEY D’S SIGN – ‘OVER 9 MILLION SERVED’…LET IT GO CHRIS!

 

Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest is “threatening” to leave “American Idol” and “join his old pals Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul on ‘The X Factor,’” reports the National Enquirer. The mag says he feels “underappreciated” at “Idol,” and can make more money on “X Factor.” ANYONE CAN HOLD THE MICROPHONE AND INTRODUCE PEOPLE…WHAT SPECIAL TRAIT IS HE BRINGING TO THE TABLE???? PLEASEEEE GO!

 

MONEY SURE CAN’T MAKE YOU HAPPY!!

TOP PHOTOS THIS PAST WEEK!

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Oprah Winfrey

After founding the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in 2007 with $40 million, Oprah was brought to tears on Saturday as she celebrated the school’s first-ever graduating class, which includes 72 of the 75 girls who started out with the class.  CONGRATULATIONS, FINDING A JOB WILL BE HARDER THAN GRADUATING! ;(

 

Connor Cruise, Bella Crui …

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s son Connor Cruise celebrated his 17th birthday on Wednesday with his sister (the former couple’s other child together), Isabella. The 19-year-old goes by Bella these days and is rarely photographed, but came out for the soiree at L.A.’s Hyde Lounge at the Staples Center to hang with her brother, an aspiring DJ who sometimes spins tunes under the name DJ C-Squared. WOW, BELLA RESEMBLES KELLY OSBOURNE DURING HER ‘BAD’ DAYS..

 

Queen Latifah, Wendy Will …

Queen Latifah and Wendy Williams got silly on Wendy’s talk show Wednesday when the ladies donned wigs and performed scenes from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” as part of the host’s signature “Hairpiece Theater.”  WOW..LOOK AT THE CALVES ON THESE COWS…LOL

 

Kate Gosselin

A very tan and blond Kate Gosselin stopped by the “Extra” set at The Grove (an outdoor shopping mall in L.A.) on Thursday. The mom of eight and former reality star is still trying to hawk tickets to the scary-sounding Kate Gosselin cruise. Would you want to spend your vacay with Kate? GO AWAY KATE – JUST LIKE YOUR FEET ARE SCREAMING TO THOSE SHOES…GO AWAY!

 

 

 

BONDS, JAMES BONDS COOLEST RIDES!

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Bond films to celebrate fifty …

Actress and former “Bond Girl”, Britt Ekland, poses for photographers with an Aston Martin DB5 from the James Bond film “Goldfinger” at the opening of the “Bond in Motion: 50 Vehicles 50 Years” exhibition at the National Motor Museum in Beaulieu, southern England January 15, 2012. REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett.
 
Bond films to celebrate fifty …
 

An Ice Dragster from the James Bond film “Die Another Day” is displayed at the opening of the “Bond in Motion: 50 Vehicles 50 Years” exhibition at the National Motor Museum in Beaulieu, southern England January 15, 2012. REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett.
 
 
Bond films to celebrate fifty …
Visitors walk past a Ford Mustang Mach 1 from the James Bond Film “Diamonds are Forever” at the opening of the “Bond in Motion: 50 Vehicles 50 Years” exhibition at the National Motor Museum in Beaulieu, southern England January 15, 2012. REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett.
 
 
Bond films to celebrate fifty …
Kenneth Wallis poses for photographers with his invention, Little Nellie, at the opening of a press preview of the Bond in Motion exhibition at the Beaulieu National Motor Museum at Brockenhurst in the southern English county of Hampshire on January 15, 2012. The Bond in Motion exhbition features fifty original iconic vehicles used in the James Bond films to celebrate fifty years of 007 and will open to the public from January 17. AFP PHOTO/ JUSTIN TALLIS.
 
 
Bond films to celebrate fifty …
A picture shows the BMW Z8 (L) from the 1999 James Bond film “The World is Not Enough” sitting next to the Ford Thurderbird (R) used in the 2002 Bond film “Die Another Day” on display at the opening of a press preview of the Bond in Motion exhibition at the Beaulieu National Motor Museum at Brockenhurst in the southern English county of Hampshire on January 15, 2012. The Bond in Motion exhbition features fifty original iconic vehicles used in the James Bond films to celebrate fifty years of 007 and will open to the public from January 17. AFP PHOTO/ JUSTIN TALLIS.
 
 
Bond films to celebrate fifty …
A boy takes a photograph of a Citroen 2CV, which is believed to be the only 1 of 6 remaining from the filming of the 1981 Bond film “For Your Eyes Only” on display at the opening of a press preview of the Bond in Motion exhibition at the Beaulieu National Motor Museum at Brockenhurst in the southern English county of Hampshire on January 15, 2012. The Bond in Motion exhbition features fifty original iconic vehicles used in the James Bond films to celebrate fifty years of 007 and will open to the public from January 17. AFP PHOTO/ JUSTIN TALLIS.
 
I THINK I REMEMBER ALL OF THESE CARS…
 
 
 

PHOTOS OF THE WOLRD’S EVENTS!

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A reveler releases a bull with flaming horns during a festival in honor of Saint Anthony, the patron saint of animals, in the streets of Gilet, a town near Valencia, Spain, in the early hours of  Sund

A reveler releases a bull with flaming horns during a festival in honor of Saint Anthony, the patron saint of animals, in the streets of Gilet, a town near Valencia, Spain, in the early hours of Sunday, Jan. 15, 2012. A flaming-horned bull trampled and fatally gored a man early Saturday Jan. 21, 2012, during a festival in eastern Spain, an official said. Large balls of flaming wax are traditionally affixed to the beasts’ heads before they are let loose to rampage through squares and narrow streets in such festivals. (AP Photo / Alberto Saiz)

 

Libyans damage the car of National Transitional Council (NTC) Chairman Mustafa Abdel Jalil, to express their dissatisfaction towards the policy of the Council in governing the country, in Benghazi

Libyans damage the car of National Transitional Council (NTC) Chairman Mustafa Abdel Jalil, to express their dissatisfaction towards the policy of the Council in governing the country, in Benghazi January 21, 2012. People in Benghazi, birthplace of the revolt which forced out former Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, have been protesting for weeks to demand the sacking of Gaddafi-era officials and more transparency about how the NTC is spending Libyan assets. REUTERS/Esam Al-Fetori (LIBYA – Tags: POLITICS CIVIL UNREST)

 

A rescue worker inspects the burnt wreckage of cars and motorcycles in Kano

 A rescue worker inspects the burnt wreckage of cars and motorcycles destroyed by multiple explosions and armed assailants in the Marhaba area of the northern Nigerian city of Kano. Bomb attacks targeting security forces and gun battles killed at least 162 people in Kano, sources said, as bodies littered the streets on Saturday. (AFP Photo/Aminu Abubakar)

 

Members of the Rangers react as Bruins' Pouliot and Rangers' Mitchell hit the boards in front of them during the first period of their NHL hockey game at TD Garden in Boston

Members of the New York Rangers react as Boston Bruins’ Benoit Pouliot (67) and New York Rangers’ John Mitchell (34) hit the boards in front of them during the first period of their NHL hockey game at TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts January 21, 2012. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi (UNITED STATES – Tags: SPORT ICE HOCKEY TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY)
 
 
Dutch sailor Laura Dekker, center left, is hugged by her father Dick Dekker, right, sister Kim Dekker, center right, and mother Babs Muller, left, after arriving to Simpson Bay, St. Maarten, Saturday
Dutch sailor Laura Dekker, center left, is hugged by her father Dick Dekker, right, sister Kim Dekker, center right, and mother Babs Muller, left, after arriving to Simpson Bay, St. Maarten, Saturday Jan. 21, 2012. Dekker ended a yearlong voyage aboard her sailboat named “Guppy” that made her the youngest person ever to sail alone around the globe, although Guinness World Records and the World Sailing Speed Record Council did not verify the voyage, saying they no longer recognize records for youngest sailors to disc
ourage dangerous attempts. (AP Photo/Stephan Kogelman)

 

SEAL & HEIDI DIVORCING???

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Heidi Klum and Seal attend BritWeek Gala Dinner Benefiting LA's BEST 'Joy Of Reading' at L.A. Live Event Deck on April 28, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Craig Barritt/WireImage)

Via Yahoo:

Are Heidi Klum and Seal ending their marriage?

Access Hollywood’s sources have confirmed reports that the supermodel/”Project Runway” host is set to file for divorce from the “Kiss From A Rose” crooner. 

“It’s true and it’s a sad end to the fairytale,” sources told Access on Saturday.  Adding, “They love each other very much, but they have had a very tense time in the last year.”

Heidi, 38, and Seal, 48, tied the knot in May 2005 and are known for renewing their vows in extravagant ceremonies each year.  The couple have three biological children together – Henry, 6, Johan, 5 and 2-year-old Lou.  Heidi has a 7-year-old daughter, Leni, from a previous relationship, whom Seal adopted.

Reps for the couple were not immediately available for comment on the reported split when contacted by Access on Saturday.

I THOUGHT THE YEARLY RENEWALS WOULD KEEP THEM FROM DIVORCE’S DOOR…BOY, AM I SHOCKED RIGHT NOW..

LOW KEY LOVERS!

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Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

Craig dug into his James Bond bag of tricks to keep his relationship with Weisz under wraps. The “Dream House” co-stars were so good at it, in fact, that even the people they’d each separately agreed to marry didn’t know they were together. (They were both previously engaged.) Once they broke a few hearts and married in June, Craig and Weisz continued to keep a low profile. It took nearly seven months for them to make their red carpet debut at the recent “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” premiere in Spain.

 

 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Since Chris Martin admits that his marriage to Gwyneth Paltrow is his only “serious relationship,” maybe he just doesn’t know that he’s supposed to go places with her. They do a good job of never being photographed together — unless, of course, rumors start swirling that they are headed for a breakup. Then they take a walk around the block and prove the tabloids wrong.

 

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin

Mila jumped to the A-list in 2011 and did what every actor making the leap does: dumped her significant other. That was no surprise. What was shocking, however, was that the boyfriend she kicked to the curb was “Home Alone” star Macaulay Culkin. Eight years, they dated — and no one talked about it. Then she blinks in the direction of Justin Timberlake and it’s front-page news. Welcome to the A-list, Mila.

 

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis

After 13 years and two kids, you’d think the girlfriend of Johnny Depp would be a household name, but as rumors of a breakup begin to swirl, most people are scratching their heads at the fact that this girl ever existed in the first place. It seems as if the key to having a hit movie is to walk the red carpet at the premiere alone.

 

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly

When Alex Rodriguez dates someone, the world knows. Cameron Diaz fed him popcorn and Madonna grew giant muscles. His teammate Derek Jeter is slightly more discreet when he rounds the bases with a gal pal. He and actress Minka Kelly dated for three years and yes, she sat in the stands at Yankees games from time to time, but they were rarely seen parading around town together. They split in August, but after a romantic Paris vacation over New Year’s, it looks like they are back on. Or are they?

 

Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker

If you are married to a gorgeous model like Brooklyn Decker, then you should shout it from the mountaintops and remind every guy on the planet every single day that you are the lucky guy who tricked Decker into marriage. Not tennis star Andy Roddick, though. He’s playing it cool. They don’t do red carpets and are photographed so rarely that we  sometimes forget they’ve been married for nearly two years… or maybe we just don’t want to believe it.

 

Ashley Olsen and Justin Bartha

Those Olsen twins must have an army of secret service or something, because we never know what they are up to. One day Mary-Kate is getting questioned about Heath Ledger, and the next day Ashley is breaking up with the dude from “The Hangover” after a two-year relationship we barely knew existed in the first place. Now their younger sister, Elizabeth, is famous, and we are excited to be confused about her personal life as well.

 

Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco

Their on-screen beauty-and-the-geek romance seemed so unlikely that fans of “The Big Bang Theory” didn’t even think to question whether Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco could have a real-life romance. They dated for two years, and no one knew until it was over and Cuoco spilled the beans. She’s engaged now to someone else, so we may never get  our chance to see this couple in action.

WOW..I COULD NEVER KEPT MY LOVE A SECRET UNLESS I WAS CHEATING…LOL

 

 

 

DIVORCES IN SPORTS!

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Deion Sanders and Pilar Biggers-Sanders

Deion Sanders and Pilar Biggers-Sanders

Husband: Deion Sanders, football and baseball/Wife: Pilar Biggers-Sanders, model/reality TV star

Reasons for divorce: Via Facebook, Deion Sanders announced, “Pilar and I have decided to end our marriage and move on to the next phase of our individual lives with mutual respect. We are friends, and our top priority has and will continue to be the well-being of our children.”

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

Husband: Tony Parker, basketball/Wife: Eva Longoria, actress, ‘Desperate Housewives

Reasons for divorce: Irreconcilable differences, though there were rumors that the basketball star cheated on his actress wife.

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Woods

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Woods

Husband: Tiger Woods, Pro-Golfer/Wife: Elin Nordegren Wood

Reasons for divorce: Tiger’s Thanksgiving 2009 car accident outside his home led to revelations of affairs with multiple women, including at least one porn actress.

Shaquille O'Neal and Shaunie O'Neal

Shaquille O’Neal and Shaunie O’Neal

Husband: Shaquille O’Neal, basketball/Wife: Shaunie O’Neal, reality TV star

Reasons for divorce: Shaq’s 2007 filing referenced his unease about Shaunie’s handling of the household finances. Hers, in 2009, cited irreconcilable differences and Shaq being a hard dog to keep on the porch.

David Justice and Halle Berry

David Justice and Halle Berry

Husband: David Justice, baseball/Wife: Halle Berry, actress/model

Reasons for divorce: “We were pretty much bi-coastal and didn’t get a chance to spend a lot of time together,” Justice said after the divorce from his actress wife.

Alex Rodriguez and Cynthia Scurtis

Alex Rodriguez and Cynthia Scurtis

Husband: Alex Rodriguez, Baseball Player/Wife: Cynthia Scurti

Reasons for divorce: Toxic narcissism, chronic immaturity and “emotional abandonment” by the husband, his wife alleged. She apparently said the last straw was his affair “of the heart” with a pop icon.

 Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams

Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams

Husband: Rick Fox, basketball/Wife: Vanessa Williams, actress/singer

Reasons for divorce: Living on opposite coasts for most of the marriage led to the breakdown of the union between the basketball star and his actress wife, according to People magazine.

POWERFUL COUPLES HAVE POWERFUL DIVORCES

PRENUP, PRENUP..CAN YOU SIGN IT NEXT TIME?

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Before the fall

Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant

Via FoxSports:

Kobe Bryant‘s soon-to-be ex-wife has been awarded $75 million in a divorce property settlement, TMZ reported Friday.

The deal, which has already been finalized, sees mother-of-two Vanessa Bryant take close to half of the former couple’s total assets, estimated at around $150 million.

She was awarded all three of the family’s mansions in the Newport Beach area, sources told the website.

Vanessa Bryant already lives in one of the homes, her mother lives in another of the estates, and the third is a property that was recently completed after a two-year construction project.

The Los Angeles Lakers star’s wife of 10 years filed for divorce in December amid reports of his numerous extramarital affairs.

She is reportedly seeking joint custody of their two daughters, Natalia, eight and five-year-old Gianna.

The Bryants married without a pre-nuptial agreement in 2001 when he was 21 and she was 18.

The union was opposed by the star’s family and he remained estranged from many of them until the birth of the couple’s first child.

WOW…THIS CHIC SHOULD BECOME A POKER PLAYER BECAUSE SHE SURE KNOWS WHEN TO ‘HOLD ‘EM’ AND WHEN TO ‘FOLD ‘EM’..!!!!!

PICTURES FROM AROUND THE WORLD!

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An employee poses with a trash skip-shaped coffin at the Southbank Centre in London January 19, 2012. An exhibition entitled "Boxed: Fabulous Coffins from UK and Ghana" runs at the centre from 20-29 January.

An employee poses with a trash skip-shaped coffin at the Southbank Centre in London January 19, 2012. An exhibition entitled “Boxed: Fabulous Coffins from UK and Ghana” runs at the centre from 20-29 January. NO DECAYING WITH THIS NONBIODEGRADABLE CAN!
 
 
A woman gets out after dipping into the icy waters of a lake near the village of Pilnitsa, some 25 km (17 miles) northeast of Minsk, January 19, 2012. Orthodox believers marked Epiphany on January 19 by immersing themselves in icy waters regardless of the weather.
A woman gets out after dipping into the icy waters of a lake near the village of Pilnitsa, some 25 km (17 miles) northeast of Minsk, January 19, 2012. Orthodox believers marked Epiphany on January 19 by immersing themselves in icy waters regardless of the weather. I KNOW SHE HAS ICICLES ON HER TA-TA’s!
 
 
Maelle Ricker of Canada, Alexandra Jekova of Bulgaria, Nelly Moenne Loccoz of France, winner Lindsey Jacobellis (Front C) from the US, and third place Dominique Maltais of Canada (R) jump during the final run of the FIS women's Snowboard cross World Cup event on January 19, 2012 in Veysonnaz.
Maelle Ricker of Canada, Alexandra Jekova of Bulgaria, Nelly Moenne Loccoz of France, winner Lindsey Jacobellis (Front C) from the US, and third place Dominique Maltais of Canada (R) jump during the final run of the FIS women’s Snowboard cross World Cup event on January 19, 2012 in Veysonnaz. ONE, TWO, THREE JUMP – NOTHING BUT AIR!!
 
 
Half naked and caged activists of the animal rights group "Igualdad Animal" protest to denounce the slaying of animals to make fur coats during a performance on January 19, 2012 in Barcelona.
Half naked and caged activists of the animal rights group “Igualdad Animal” protest to denounce the slaying of animals to make fur coats during a performance on January 19, 2012 in Barcelona.  WHY DETEST SOMETHING THAT GOT YOUR ANCESTORS THRU THE COLD WINTERS IN ORDER TO HAVE YOU?
 
 
Heather Wilson ran into a rough spot in Tukwila, Washington on Wednesday. Wilson, a poker dealer in a casino, was on her way to work before running into the guardrail.
Heather Wilson ran into a rough spot in Tukwila, Washington on Wednesday. Wilson, a poker dealer in a casino, was on her way to work before running into the guardrail. I BET, SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD MAKE IT TO WORK WITH NO ACCIDENTS!
 
 
A bomb disposal expert works, on January 18, 2012 in Marseille, southern France, to defuse a US World War II bomb discovered on the construction site.
A bomb disposal expert works, on January 18, 2012 in Marseille, southern France, to defuse a US World War II bomb discovered on the construction site. PLEASE RETURN OUR BOMB FOR FUTURE USE, THANK YOU!
 
 
Cruise ship Costa Concordia lies stricken off the shore of the island of Giglio as floating barriers are cutlery to prevent pollution of the coasts on January 18, 2012 in Giglio Porto, Italy.
Cruise ship Costa Concordia lies stricken off the shore of the island of Giglio as floating barriers are cutlery to prevent pollution of the coasts on January 18, 2012 in Giglio Porto, Italy. ABANDON SHIP, ONE MAN SHOULD NOT HAVE ALL THE POWER ON THIS HUGE VESSEL!
 
 
 
 
 
 

WORLD WIDE WEB’S AMAZING PHOTOS

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SURE HOPE HE HAS INSURANCE & SOME SMALL ‘BALLS’!

DRINKING WHILE CAMPING CAN BE HELLA DANGEROUS FOR YOUR NECK!! STOP, DROP AND ROLL BUT NOT IN THE FIRE!!

I’M GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH THIS PAINT GUN BUT DON’T YOU MOVE!

WHO NEEDS A WOMAN TO CUDDLE WHEN I MY BIG DOG!

HER TATT LOOKS LIKE SEAWEED COMING TO TAKE OVER HER BODY!

OOOOOO, I WANNA TOUCH IT, SAYS THE BABY! OOOO, I WANT EAT IT , SAYS THE CAT!

PAYROLL FOR MIAMI HEAT EXPOSED!

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Miami Heat salaries

 Terrel Harris, $490,180

Miami Heat salaries

Dexter Pittman, $788,872

Miami Heat salaries

Juwan Howard, $1,352,181

Miami Heat salaries

 Eddy Curry, $1,352,181

Shane Battier, $3,000,000

Udonis Haslem, $3,780,000

Mike Miller, $5,400,000

 

Mario Chalmers, $4,000,000

 

Dwyane Wade, $15,512,000

 

LeBron James, $16,022,500

 

Chris Bosh, $16,022,500

 

VERY IMPRESSIVE NUMBERS FOR EVERYONE BUT WHAT IS CHRIS BOSH STATS FOR HIM TO EARN SO MUCH???? LOL

 

 

 

THE BEGINNING FOR ACTORS!

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Via US Weekly:

Stars' Soap Opera Beginnings: Josh Duhamel

Josh Duhamel

Fergie‘s husband played Leo du Pres on All My Children from 1999-2002. Duhamel reprised his role in August 2011, shortly before the show went off the air.
 
 
Stars' Soap Opera Beginnings: Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah Michelle Gellar

From 1993-1995, Gellar played Kendall Hart on ABC’s All My Children, which scored Gellar her first and only Daytime Emmy Award. She eventually reprised the role in 2011.
 
 
Stars' Soap Opera Beginnings: Laurence Fishburne

Laurence Fishburne

From 1973-1976, Fishburne had a supporting role as Dr. Josh Hall on One Life to Live.
 
 
Stars' Soap Opera Beginnings: Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere

The future Heroes star played Sarah Roberts on ABC’s One Life to Live from 1994–1997. Panettiere then took on the role of Lizzie Spaulding on CBS’ Guiding Light. After three years, she left the series in 2000.

 

Stars' Soap Opera Beginnings: Tommy Lee Jones

Tommy Lee Jones

The actor played Dr. Mark Toland on ABC’s One Life to Live. In one episode, his character married Julie Siegel, played by Lee Warwick.

 

Stars' Soap Opera Beginnings: Marcia Cross

Marcia Cross

One year after Cross appeared on the soap opera The Edge of Night, the actress was cast as Kate Sanders on One Life to Live. She remained on the show from 1985-1986 until she was cast on her third soap, Another World.
 
 
Stars' Soap Opera Beginnings: Ryan Phillippe

Ryan Phillippe

Long before he became a movie star, Phillippe appeared in 13 episodes of One Life to Live as Billy Douglas. Phillippe reprised his role one final time on January 9, 2012.

Stars' Soap Opera Beginnings: Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa

Ripa played played Hayley Vaughan for 12 years on All My Children. During her time on the show, she fell in love with one of her costars, Mark Consuelos. They eloped on May 1, 1996.
WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG, UNDEVELOPED AND FULL OF DRAMA! lol

STARS WITHOUT THEIR MAKEUP

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Amazing! See Jersey Shore's Snooki Without Makeup

NICOLE ’SNOOKI’ POLIZZI - OMG, SHE IS SOOOOO MUCH CUTER WITHOUT HER MAN-HUNTING PAINT!!

 

Stars Without Makeup!: Jessica Simpson

JESSICA SIMPSON COUNTRY SIDE SHINES THRU WITHOUT HER MAKEUP!

 

Stars Without Makeup!: Eva Longoria Parker

EVA LONGORIA LOOKS SO SWEET AND INNOCENT WITHOUT HER 10 LAYERS.

 

Stars Without Makeup!: Lady Gaga

LADY GAGA SHOULD GET PERMANENT MAKE-UP! OOO…THE NATURAL LOOK COULD REALLY SCARE HER GHOST & GOBLINS!

 

Stars Without Makeup!: Kim Kardashian

KIM KARDASHIAN MORPHED INTO HER LITTLE SISTER KHLOE WITHOUT HER 12 STEPS OF TRANSFORMATION!!

 

Stars Without Makeup!: Lauren Conrad

LAUREN CONRAD REALLY PUTS ON THE LAYERS COMPARED TO HER NATURAL LOOK!

 

Stars Without Makeup!: Kelly Osbourne

KELLY OSBOURNE LOOKS ALIVE & REFRESHED WITH HER MAKEUP!

HAIRCUTS THAT TAKE OFF 10YEARS!

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Maryellen Hays, 60, Before

Maryellen Hays, 60, Before

“Maryellen’s hairstyle was too severe,” says New York City stylist Mark Garrison . A long bob with bangs can be flattering, but her particular cut lacked shape and movement. In her words: “I looked like a mushroom!”

Maryellen Hays, After

After – “Softer bangs combined with length at the nape and fullness at the crown flatter her oval face and really bring out her cheekbones,” Garrison says. “We also gave her warm, caramel-colored highlights around the face, being careful not to go too light, which can wash some women out.

 

Malena Aleyanez, 49, Before

Malena Aleyanez, 49, Before

Malena isn’t too mature for long hair, “but overprocessing had left her locks straw-dry and unmanageable,” says Garrison. “And the color was way too light, making her look pale.”

Malena Aleyanez, After

After – Garrison snipped off the frazzled ends and gave Malena a sexy bob that brings out her gorgeous bone structure. As for color, “the beauty is in the contrast,” says Garrison.

 

Morgan Littlefield, 35, Before

Morgan Littlefield, 35, Before

Morgan has naturally thick, wavy hair, “but she wasn’t taking advantage of it,” said Garrison. And by leaving it long and unshaped, she wasn’t doing anything to show off her pretty, youthful features. Lastly, this natural blonde (who didn’t previously color her hair) needed a little brightness.

Morgan Littlefield, After

After – Face-framing layers retain the look of longer hair without the limpness. The side-swept bangs minimize Morgan’s high forehead while playing up her baby blues. Streaks of buttery blond add extra oomph.

A CUT AND COLOR CAN REALLY WORK WONDERS FOR ANYONE! I THINK I’LL CONTACT MY STYLIST TODAY!

THE SOUPS THAT KILL!

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Via Yahoo Health:

Just choosing a soupy hero over a soupy villian will get you more than halfway toward your weight loss goals. So let’s get started—compliments of the new Eat This, Not That! 2012. The bottom drawer of your dresser is full of slightly too small clothes that will soon be fitting you like a glove.

WORST LEGUME-BASED SOUP 

Amy’s Organic Soups, Indian Dal Curried Lentil (2 cups/1 can)
460 calories
16 g fat (2 g saturated)
1,360 mg sodium

Dal is a healthy staple throughout the Indian subcontinent, but in Amy’s version, these legumes are awash in fat. Each can contains more than a full tablespoon of vegetable oil, which contributes nearly a third of the total calories. Switch to Amy’s Light in Sodium Split Pea, instead. It cuts calories and sodium by more than half and provides a hunger-crushing 12 grams of fiber.

Eat This Instead!
Amy’s Light in Sodium Split Pea Soup (2 cups/1 can)
200 calories
0 g fat (0 g saturated)
660 mg sodium

 

WORST POTATO SOUP

Pacific Natural Foods Organic Rosemary Potato Chowder (2 cups/1 container)
460 calories
16 g fat (10 g saturated)
1,460 mg sodium

Pacific’s soup may be natural and organic, but with this much cream, it’s certainly not light. With an escalated calorie count and half a day’s saturated fat, this chowder seems like it should be served from a fast food window. In fact, you’d take in fewer calories if you ate a McDonald’s 4-piece Chicken McNuggets with small fries.

Eat This Instead!
Pacific Natural Foods Organic Butternut Squash Bisque (2 cups/1 container)
220 calories
7 g fat (3 g saturated)
1,020 mg sodium

 

WORST SEAFOOD SOUP

TGI Friday’s New England Clam Chowder
500 calories
18 g saturated fat
1,560 mg sodium

When it comes to chowder, it’s all about region: Manhattan-style relies on a tomato base, whereas New Englanders prefer a far fattier cream base. That detail makes all the difference, as evidenced here by Friday’s 500-calorie chowder. Switch to Manhattan or, when at Friday’s, this Chicken Noodle instead and you cut the saturated fat load by more than 80 percent!

Eat This Instead!
TGI Friday’s Chicken Noodle
250 calories
3 g saturated fat
1,240 mg sodium

 

WORST CHOWDER

Au Bon Pain Corn Chowder (large)
510 calories
26 g fat (12 g saturated)
1,640 mg sodium

The other problem with chowders: They can be weighed down by high-calorie dairy ingredients. Milk and half and half sit atop this one’s ingredient list, followed shortly thereafter by heavy cream and butter. The result is a bowl of soup that swallows up 60 percent of your saturated fat allowance for the entire day. Get your Tex-Mex fill for fewer than the half the calories by switching to the Southwest Vegetable Soup instead. Make a trade like this for lunch every day and you’ll lose more than half a pound each week!

Eat This Instead!
Au Bon Pain Southwest Vegetable Soup (large)
250 calories
7 g fat (1 g saturated)
580 mg sodium

 

WORST VEGETABLE SOUP

Cosi Tomato Basil Aurora (large)
597 calories
54 g fat (33 g saturated, 3 g trans)
1,701 mg sodium

Tomato soup is one of the good guys, right? While typically this is true, a single bowl of Cosi’s bisque will saddle you with more than 1.5 days’ maximum allotment of saturated fat, not to mention a dangerous glut of trans fat. Here are a few foods than contain less saturated and trans fat: Burger King Triple Whopper, 13 Taco Bell Steak Nacho Cheese Chalupas, and an entire medium-sized pepperoni pizza from Domino’s. Switch to the Moroccan Lentil Soup for less than half the calories and an impressive 15 grams of fiber. Cosi’s soups tend to be on the salty side, though, so stick to a regular serving size to keep the sodium levels in check.

Eat This Instead!
Cosi Moroccan Lentil Soup (regular)
238 calories
4 g fat (0 g saturated)
1,225 mg sodium

 

WORST STEW

Panera All-Natural Sonoma Chicken Stew with Mini Dry Jack Biscuit
630 calories
34 g fat (20 g saturated, 1 g trans)
2,030 mg sodium

Panera’s chicken stew sinks to the bottom of this list thanks to its precipitous calorie count, a full day’s saturated fat, and nearly a full day’s worth of sodium. This stew fares poorly across every major nutritional category, which makes it the worst bowl in America. Switch to the Garden Vegetable Soup instead, which delivers three times the fiber with a mere fraction of the calories.

Eat This Instead!
Panera Low Fat Garden Vegetable with Pesto
150 calories
5 g fat (1 g saturated)
930 mg sodium

SOME CANNED SOUPS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE MIXED WITH A FULL CAN OF WATER…TO DILUATE THE SALT! :(

 

 

EXTREMELY OUTRAGEOUS TATTOOS!

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SEE NO DUMMY, HEAR NO DUMMY!

 

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GREEN BAY PACKER FAN OR ALIEN CROP DUSTING??

 

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 GETTING YOUR EX’s NAME ON YOUR BODY MEANS YOU SCREWED YOURSELF!

 

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HMMMM…I GUESS THIS MAN LIKES A GOOD ‘PUMP’

 

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I CONCUR…TO BAD THE LOVE OF A TATTOO WON’T CONQUER SUING THE ARTSIT!

 

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IF YOUR NOT PACKING A HUGE PISTOL,  DRAW IT IN!

 

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WHEN YOU FORGET THE 12 STEPS…JUST KEEP SWIMMING!

 

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EITHER HE’S A HECK OF A ANIMAL LOVER OR HE LIKES HIS TITTY LICKED AT ALL TIMES!

 

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ELLEN DEGENERES ON A MAN’S ARM…WHOWOULD’VETHUNKIT!

 

 

UNUSUAL MUGSHOTS

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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested

Andrei Bibbs, 54, of Blue Island, Ill., was arrested Jan. 7 by state police and charged with driving while under the influence of alcohol, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. I’LL GIVE YOU A POSE, YOU MUTH-FREAKERS!

 

Rapper Soulja Boy Arrested

Michelle Watson, 24, of Prescott, Ariz., was arrested November 2011 for drunk driving, aggravated assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest. After kneeing an officer in the groin, she vamped for her mugshot with two thumbs up.  YEAP, I’M THAT BAD AZZ CHIC!

'Austin Powers' Actor Convicted

Caius Veiovis, 31, has been charged with the kidnap and murder of three Hells Angels. He’s undergone extensive plastic surgeries to create horns on his head and also had the number of the devil, 666, tattooed on his forehead. KKK UNTIL I DIE…WAIT, WHAT?? I DIE TOMORROW???

 Woman Arrested in Wedding Dress

Cory Smit, 29, of Wisconsin has been found guilty of driving while intoxicated for the fifth time. “He became belligerent and uncooperative and had to be pepper-sprayed when he began pounding his head on the back seat of the patrol car,” officers said in the report, according to the British Daily Mail. Smit has a collection of tattoos including what appears to be the phrase “love kills slow” above a skull and crossbones on his neck. He also has dots tattooed over his eye brows with a tattoo in the shape of an eye brow just above.  I’M OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK – I DON’T CARE WHAT I LOOK LIKE!

Wackiest Mugshot Photo Ever?

Former U.S. Senator and Vice Presidential nominee John Edwards, 58, has been charged in the Middle District of North Carolina with conspiracy, illegal campaign contributions and false statements for allegedly using more than $900,000 in campaign funds to hide his mistress during the 2008 Democratic presidential race. Edwards faces a maximum penalty of five years in jail and or a fine of up to $250,000 for each charge, if convicted. I PROMISE ON MY GOOD NAME, I DID NOTHING WRONG! LOOK AT ME, TRUST THIS FACE!

Andy Dick Arrested Again

26-year-old Randon Reid was arrested for allegedly shooting at a plane in Deer Valley, AZ. May 30, 2011. Officers on patrol in the area heard gunshots right before they saw Reid’s car speed away from the scene. At Reid’s home, police found shell casings and saw that the airplane had been damaged by gunfire. He was booked on suspicion of aggravated DUI, felony flight, and two outstanding warrants. ACT CRAZY, IF I ACT CRAZY, THEN I’LL BE ALRIGHT!

'Teen Mom' Amber Arrested

Baron “Dirty” Colon is shown in this mugshot after being arrested on suspicion of murder. The street criminal was trying to turn his life around on an MTV reality show entitled “From G’s to Gents.” He predicted just before joining the cast in 2009 that unless he reformed, “there’s only going to be two things: prison or death.” Cops arrested him after getting a break in the 2006 murder of a Florida artist. CAN  I STILL BE A GENT WITH MY MATTED, STIFF, NAPPY HAIR?

'Horned' Man Arrested in Oklahoma

Pedro Artega Velazquez, 53, was arrested while performing on a street corner, in full clown face paint, after allegedly violating his 14-year-old stepdaughter, July 5, 2010. The arrest took place in the colony of Plutarco Elias Calles, in the city of Juarez, Mexico, a border town across from El Paso, Texas, according to a press release from the state of Chihuahua. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO RUB THE BALLOONS ON HER TO CREATE FRICTION – I’M A HAPPY CLOWN!

Ferris Bueller's Principal Busted

Tulsa, Okla., police released Jesse Thornhill, 28, on bond after he was arrested this week for trying to run down his landlord in his 1996 Ford Windstar, July 13, 2010, according to NewsOn6.com. The landlord reportedly survived unharmed after dodging the vehicle. Thornhill, who has horn-shaped implants on his forehead and tattooed eyebrows, was booked on a complaint of “assault with a deadly weapon” (his vehicle). I AM SATAN, I DON’T PAY RENT B*TCH, I’LL KILL YOU AND THEN TAKE OVER!

DRESSES GONE WRONG!

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I DO! ONCE THE VEIL CAME UP – THE GROOM DID, DID LEAVE THE CHURCH RUNNING! LOL

HIS MOTHER WORE THIS HIDEOUS, COLORFUL ACCORDION DRESS TO MAKE US LOOK BAD!

 

HERE SHE COMES MISS AMERICA! AS IF WE DIDN’T KNOW!

 

AFTER THE CEREMONY, WE’LL TAKE A LAP AROUND THE TRACK!

 

THE DRESSES AREN’T SO BAD – BUT I GUESS NO ONE COULD FIND SHOES THAT FIT??

 

I, I LIVE IN AMERICA!! I HOPE THEY DON’T DANCE, CUZ THOSE OUTFITS LOOK PLASTIC!

 

HE MADE A SATCHEL FOR HIS LITTLE PACKAGE FOR HIS SPIDER HAS BALLS OUTFIT!

 

WHO KNEW ELVIS HAD A ‘CAMEL’S TOE’???

 

EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE WONDER WOMAN INSIDE OF THEM…BUT HER’S IS SUPERSIZED WITH MATCHING BLOOMERS!

 

IF J-LO DID IT, SO CAN I!! THOSE SHEER CURTAINS CAN DOUBLE FOR ALL SORTS OF THINGS…BUT I GUESS PANTIES, ISN’T ONE OF THEM???

BAGEL WORKER QUITS AFTER STEALING $30k!!

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Keith Lynn Martin, 47, a former employee at a Delray Beach bagel shop, has been accused of stealing nearly $30,000 from the business, police said, reports the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

Martin, a manager at The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Company, initially reported being robbed while he was leaving to make a business deposit of $7,189.93 at a bank.

A director of the company later reported a theft from a safe and that Martin had failed to report.

Instead of finding money in the safe, the director found Martin’s company-issued cell phone and his resignation, according to the police report.  LOL – AFTER FINDING YOUR MONEY IN A SAFE – I QUIT!!

Martin reportedly ‘fessed up and told investigators that he had a gambling problem as well as some health issues and he lost the money at a casino.

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HOUSESITTER PAWNED ITEMS IN HOUSE!

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A Naples man is facing several charges after deputies say he stole and pawned more than $10,000 in items from a home he was supposed to be watching.

 Brian R. Arbo, 54, is facing charges of grand theft, dealing in stolen property, fraud, failure to appear for a felony offense and driving with a suspended license.

 Arbo, who had a felony warrant out for his arrest and was known to deputies to have a suspended license, was seen Tuesday leaving Capital Pawn in Bonita Springs, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report.

 Deputies learned Arbo had been pawning several items over the past several months and was seen driving a black Porsche.

HOW CAN YOU PAWN WHAT’S IN THE HOUSE AND GO BACK TO THE HOUSE??? BE CAREFUL WHOM YOU ALLOW IN YOUR HOUSE.

 Arbo was taken into custody, and investigators learned he had pawned several items he took from a home he was watching. The owner of the home told investigators Arbo did not have permission to sell the items.

CRACK JACKET IN COURT?

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A man accused of drug trafficking showed up for court Friday in Fort Lauderdale sporting a jacket that bore a cartoon-style recipe for cooking crack cocaine.

Maybe he was hoping to impress the judge or “crack up” the courtroom crowd, but the fashion police at the Broward County Courthouse labeled it a fashion fail.

“Probably not the smartest attire for a defendant!” said Michael Weinstein, a lawyer who snapped a cellphone photo.

The man’s white jacket looked like a how-to guide for making crack cocaine, with a series of little pictures of a white substance with a spoon, a carton of baking soda and a little pot over a fire. The end product was a “rock,” slang for the drug.

The finishing touch was the slogan “stack paper say nothing” — make money and hold onto it, in the vernacular.

Witnesses, including the man’s attorney Joshua Rydell, would not reveal the name of the man, who did not get into trouble for his threads.

Rydell said his clients still surprise him by wearing drug-related attire to court.

“Giant marijuana leaves on their T-shirts…” Rydell said. “It’s so common that I routinely advise clients, ‘No drug-related clothes when you come to court.’”

Still, the jacket was open to interpretation — at least to some. “I took it as freedom of expression,” Rydell said. “I didn’t take it as a recipe to cook crack.”

Broward Circuit Judge Michael Usan’s reaction? A non-judgmental “no comment.”

OMG..NEVER MIND THAT HE WORE IT, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND INVENTED IT??? LOL

I’M GOING TO PRISON OVER THAT??!

Edgar Perez, 29/Collier County.
Allegedly attacked deputies who don’t speak SPANISH.
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW???
Charges: BATTERY – ON LEO OR FIREFIGHTER EMT ETC, RESIST OFFICER WITH VIOLENCE
 
 

Ricky L. Leer, 48/Sarasota County.

THAT MOTHERF*CKER KNOCKED OVER MY STEAK!!
Accused of beheading a man over spilled food.
Charges: 2nd degree murder
 
 
 

Arkito Shawn Bunkley, 34/Oklaloosa County 

I DON’T NEED LEGS TO BEAT YOUR AZZ!
Accused of pinning his girlfriend with his wheelchair during a feud.
Charge: Battery
 
 
 
Reportedly stabbed his neighbor to death after asking him to turn down his music.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
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<h1>Dorian W. Hinkson, 51 </h1>
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IF I BURN IT THEN YOU CAN’T CHARGE ME WITH IT!
Allegedly fired shots before burning down his home.
Charges: Arson, discharge of a firearm, animal cruelty, and an unrelated VOP battery.
 
 
Accused of stealing jewelry from boyfriend's mom.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
Charge: Five counts of dealing in stolen property, five counts of giving false information to a pawn shop, and grand theft.   <br /> <br /> <a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/01/woman_accused_of_stealing_from_1.html">Read More</a>” width=”196″ height=”236″ /></div>
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<h1>Ashley Nereida Irene Brown, 24 </h1>
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JEEZ, HIS MOTHER HAS ALL THE GOOD STUFF!
Accused of stealing jewelry from boyfriend’s mom.
Charge: Five counts of dealing in stolen property, five counts of giving false information to a pawn shop, and grand theft.
 
 
Accused of being drunk while with 4 kids at amusement park<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
Charge: Child neglect   <br /> <br /> <a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/01/report_mom_was_drunk_with_4_ki.html">Read More</a>” width=”196″ height=”236″ /></div>
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<h1>Karin Rosemarie Reinhard </h1>
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NEGLECT – I TOOK THEM TO THE PARK, SO THEY COULD PLAY WHILE I DRANK!
Accused of being drunk while with 4 kids at amusement park Charge: Child neglect.
 
 
 
Reportedly  unable to complete a breath alcohol test; had a $139 bar tab in his pocket<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
Charge: DUI    <br /> <br /> <a href="http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/12/report_man_with_130_bar_tab_un_1.html">Read More</a>” width=”177″ height=”237″ /></div>
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I WASN’T DRUNK, JUST DIDN’T FEEL LIKE ‘BLOWING’ FOR FREE!Reportedly unable to complete a breath alcohol test; had a $139 bar tab in his pocket Charge: DUI
 
2012 RESOULTION: PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU ACT!!!
 
 
 

POT AT THE COURTHOUSE!

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Winter Haven cops say Demetrius Nickerson tossed away a bag of pot at the Polk County Courthouse shortly after setting off the security metal detector, reports WTSP News-10 in Tampa Bay.

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He exited the courthouse and discarded the pot in a garbage can. When he went to retrieve it later, the cops were waiting for him.

WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS HE THINKING…THERE ISN’T A BAG OF HERB STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE ME TAKE/DUMP OR RETRIEVE IT (AT)  TO THE COURTHOUSE. 

MODERN TECHNOLOGY CAN BE A BAD THING!

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Photo: Gabriel Hidalgo (l); Heriberto Hidalgo / Volusia County Sheriff’s Office

A 66-year-old Deltona woman returned from shopping on Saturday afternoon only to find someone had smashed a window and gotten inside her home. Jewelry, a laptop and a cell phone were reported missing, according to a news release from the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.

The senior used a cell phone locator service to pinpoint the general area were the phone was now located. After calling the phone, deputies finally found it ringing in a garbage can in front of a house.

A deputy trailed voices he had heard coming from the home’s yard and found two men hiding behind a tree: Gabriel Hidalgo, 20, and Heriberto Hidalgo, 21.

When the deputies reportedly found stolen jewelry and a handgun on the duo, they ‘fessed up to the home burglaries.

They were charged with carrying a concealed weapon, loitering/prowling, burglary, armed burglary, three counts of grand theft and criminal mischief. Heriberto Hidalgo was also charged with giving false identification to law enforcement and possession of narcotics paraphernalia. 

LAWD HAVE MERCY, ONLY CHARACTERS IN CARTOONS HIDE BEHIND TREES…LOL 

Read more: http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/01/a_deltona_66yearold_woman_retu.html

 

ATHLETE’S GETAWAY HOMES!

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Luc Robitaille

Location: Heber City, Utah
Cost: $2,599,000
Bedrooms: 6
Bathrooms: 6
Square Footage: 9,700
For almost 20 years, Luc Robitaille played for such NHL teams as the Detroit Red Wings and the Los Angeles Kings. Today, he’s president of business operations for the Kings. In August, he put his 13.5-acre haven in Heber City, Utah, on the market for $2.6 million, but it is currently not for sale. The single-family, two-story home was built in 1999. It features a swimming pool, gym and basketball court, as well as pastures and a barn for those seeking a bucolic existence. In 2005, Robitaille allowed the house to be used as a refuge for people who had evacuated the Gulf Coast in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. AWWW, HOW NICE OF HIM. IT DOES FAVOR A LOG CABIN RESORT.

Laird Hamilton & Gabrielle Reece

Location: Haiku, Hawaii
Cost: $2,790,000
Bedrooms: 4
Bathrooms: 4
Square Footage: 6,400

Laird Hamilton is a surfer. Gabrielle Reece is a volleyball player. In 1997, they looked at each other, said “Why not?” and married. It hasn’t all been a storybook romance, as the couple’s 2001 divorce filing will attest. However, they worked out the irreconcilable differences cited in the court document and they remain married. The athletic super-couple listed their second home in July. Based in Haiku, Hawaii, the home is near the surf break known as “Jaws.” The convenient location of the home appealed to Hamilton’s desire to surf the spot regularly. The home sits on almost 10 acres of Maui real estate and has a gym, a wraparound canopy and a fish pond that holds 1 million gallons of water. It features four bedrooms and four bathrooms, and it was available to anyone with $2.8 million to spend. It is no longer listed for sale. JEEZ, I HAD NO IDEA VOLLEYBALL AND SURFING PAID THIS MUCH!

Location: Malibu
Cost: $27,000,000
Bedrooms: 7
Bathrooms: 9
Square Footage: 10,180

English footballer David Beckham does not own this seven-bedroom mansion in Malibu. He and his wife, Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham, merely rented it during the summer of 2011 for only $158,753 a month, according to the blog for the real estate website Zillow.com. The 10,180-square-foot home has nine bathrooms, plenty of space for the couple and their three children to spread out. It offers panoramic views of the beach. So if swimming in the 50-foot-long pool becomes dull, it’s easy to find the ocean from there. NOW THIS IS ENOUGH ROOM TO WALK, SLEEP, SWIM, COOK NAKED!

Location: Southampton, N.Y.
Cost: $5,975,000
Bedrooms: 6
Bathrooms: 6
Square Footage: 5,500

Jason Kidd is a point guard for the Dallas Mavericks.However, he wanted an East Coast home for the off-season. This led him to buy a mansion in Southampton, N.Y., that was once home to Jennifer Lopez, according to Trulia Luxe Living. The 5,500 square-foot home has six bathrooms and six bedrooms, one of which, the master suite, has its own fireplace, balcony and sitting room. It has a pool, a tennis court and a separate carriage house.  A WALK TO THE GATE FROM THE HOUSE IS A DAILY WORKOUT!

David Duval

  • Location: Cherry Hills Village, Colo.
    Cost: $7,850,000
    Bedrooms: 7
    Bathrooms: 8
    Square Footage: 11,372

David Duval is a professional golfer who’s put not one, but two homes on the market in 2011. Both are in Cherry Hills Village, Colo., and he’s selling them in order to “simplify,” wife Susie told The Wall Street Journal. When she originally spoke to the publication, one property was selling for $5 million and the other for $9 million, less than what they had paid in both cases. However, the larger, more expensive property (pictured here) has had its price lowered yet again, this time to $7.85 million. This listing is a single-family home built in 1925, with two stories and a five-car garage. It features a guest house, nine fireplaces and facilities for horses.  HIS FAVORS AN OLD COUNTRY GENTLEMAN’S HOUSE…LOVE IT.

TOP PHOTOS FROM NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC!

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Rivers forming tree-like figures on the desert of Baja California, Mexico. Photograph courtesy Adriana Franco. BEAUTIFUL SHOT

 

NatGeo

It’s a mildly venomous snake found throughout the subcontinent of India and its neighboring countries. Photograph courtesy Suhaas Premkumar

 

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Western Sahara, 2007. Photograph courtesy Davor Misir.

 

Western Sahara, 2007. Photograph courtesy Davor Misir/

Leviathan: In the Arctic, near Svalbard (Norway) a 50-foot fin whale breaks the surface of the sea, looks at all those paparazzi and their clicking instruments, exhales and returns to its big blue world. Exhilarating experience. Photograph courtesy Andre Erlich

NEW YEAR’S GUNFIRE LEADS TO ARRESTS!

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mug_SminthEB.JPGDischarging a gun in your home on New Year’s eve is a very bad idea, especially if you have a pound of pot and four handguns, stashed inside the home. 

The case began Saturday night when police heard apparent gunfire coming from the residence. Officers saw several people in the doorway and on the home’s south side and also saw muzzle flashes.

No one would answer the door for several minutes, though investigators heard movement inside. Cartridge casings from .45 caliber ammunition turned up in the back and south side yard and the front door was partly open. 

One of the residents, Edwardca Clark, 20, let police search the home, and investigators found about 1.3 pounds of marijuana, a digital scale, sandwich bags and four handguns, one of which was reported stolen out of Miami. 

Officers recovered $2,275 from 26-year-old Ebony Smith’s crotch area and $207 from the bathroom floor.

In addition to Clark and Smith, police arrested Edquesia Williams, 19; Jermorey Canty, 23; Terry Canty, 22; Devonte Rhynes, 19; Latoya Pintard, 18; and 19-year-old Edward Clark.

Each faces a variety of drug and/or other charges. Jermorey Canty, Edwardca Clark and Edward Clark each are listed as residents of the home in the 800 block of North 20th Street. Williams has a listed address in Sebastian, while the rest are listed as Fort Pierce residents.Jermorey Canty Edward Clark Latoya Pintard Devonte Rhynes Edquesia Williams

 

THE SILLY DRUNK WHO AGREED TO THE HOUSE BEING SEARCHED DESERVES A STIFF KICK IN THE ARSE!!! SHOOTING GUNS IS DANGEROUS BUT SO IS THE DUMMY WHO DOESN’T KNOW THEIR RIGHTS!

WHAT YOUR HAIRSTYLE SAYS TO HIM!

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Unique hair accessories set you apart from the crowdUnique hair accessories set you apart from the crowd.“She’s artsy and cute. She seems very creative!”
—John, 23

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A mullet is not for everyday wear

 

  

 

 

A mullet is not for everyday wear.“No. Barry Melrose, various country singers and foreign soccer players only.” —Josh, 21

 

 

 

 

Knit hair accessories show your cozy side—and that’s a good thing

 

Knit hair accessories show your cozy side—and that’s a good thing. “I would love to take her skiing, particularly for the après-ski.” —Rick, 34

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your little add-ons aren’t lost on them

Your little add-ons aren’t lost on them.“She’s artsy and creative. She pays attention to trends even if she doesn’t want to admit it.” —Michael, 30

 

 

 

 

Bobby-pinned ‘dos aren’t always as sweet as we think

 

 

Bobby-pinned ‘dos aren’t always as sweet as we think.“Flappers are cool, but uh, this also feels a little ‘founding father.’” —Scott, 24

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Long, wavy hair is both sexy and fam-friendly

Long, wavy hair is both sexy and fam-friendly . “There she is, my future wife. Her hair is so sexy. I want to run my fingers through it.” —Justin, 30

 

 

 

 

Constellation Explorer: Compass to the Northern Sky

Rocking your natural hair texture is hot. “I’m digging this natural girl.” —Michael, 23

 

 

 

 

Super-short hair sends a low-maintenance vibe

 

Super-short hair sends a low-maintenance vibe. “I like the idea that she can just roll out of bed and go. It means she can spend a few extra minutes with me in the morning!” —Bobby, 28

MAN HAS ‘UNBEARABLE AROMA’…

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After being discharged and instructed to leave a Fort Pierce ER by a cop, Isreal Rosado, 44, would not go because he said he wanted a meal, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

Rosado then “pulled his penis out and urinated on the floor,” according to the police report.

The officer who patted down the human stink bomb for weapons wrote that he “continued to pass gas” and the ” aroma was unbearable,” an affidavit states.

WITH AN AROMA SUCH AS THAT, HE WAS EATING ON SOMETHING!! I DON’T THINK THE STALE BOLOGNA SANDWICHES WAS WHAT HE HAD IN MINE..LOL

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

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Anna Chlumsky

Anna left Hollywood in 1998 to attend University of Chicago, where she majored in international studies. After graduating in 2002, she worked as a fact-checker for Zagat Survey. After a run-in with singer-songwriter Roberta Flack at a nail salon, she decided to make her return to Hollywood in 2007. She returned with stints on “30 Rock” and “Law & Order.” Next year, she’ll play the Chief of staff in Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ new series “Veep.” On the personal front, Anna is married to Army reserve member Shaun So.

 

Michael Fishman

In 2002, Michael returned to Hollywood, working mostly behind the scenes. His work on “Sports Science” was nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Achievement in Set Design/Art Direction. Michael is now married with two kids, who we hope are better behaved than Roseanne’s kids were.

 

Peter Billingsley

Nowadays, Peter spends more time behind the camera than in front of it. He executive produced “Four Christmases,” “Iron Man” and “The Break-Up” — and gave himself bit parts in each one. He also directed “Couples Retreat” starring Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn.

 

Ashley Johnson (little girl with the curls)

Ashley is still in Hollywood, but you might not recognize her without her signature curly hair. In 2008, she portrayed a Britney Spears-esque pop star named Sharlee Cates on Courteney Cox’s FX show, “Dirt.” More recently, she played Mary Beth Caldwell in “The Help” and Amber Ahmed in AMC’s crime drama “The Killing.”

 

Danielle Fishel

After “Boy Meets World,” Danielle starred in “National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze” and its sequel. In 2007, she became a NutriSystem spokesperson, losing 28 pounds using the program. However, she gained some of the weight back and, in 2010, told People her lowest weight was not maintainable. While she doesn’t act much anymore, she hosted “The Dish” for Style Network from 2008 to 2011. She also starred in a hilarious Funny or Die video earlier this year spoofing her child star status.

 

Kristy McNichol

In 1992, Kristy was diagnosed with bipolar disorder, which prompted her quit the series she was on at the time, “Empty Nest,” and to retire from acting. However, she returned for the show’s series finale in 1995, making it her final screen appearance. She also has voiced animated characters on “Extreme Ghostbusters” and “Invasion America.” Kristy teaches acting at a private  school in Los Angeles.

 

Corin Nemec

When he was done synchronizing his Swatch, Corin joined the rap group Starship of Foolz and released an album, which was produced by Balthazar Getty. Corin’s next big TV role was Jonas Quinn in “Stargate SG-1.” In 2009, Corin co-starred with fellow former child star and pal David Faustino in the Crackle Web series “Star-ving.”

 

BAD DRIVERS!

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FLORIDA WAS CRAZY IN 2011

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Over the past year:

A 92-year-old woman fired four shots at a neighbor who refused to kiss her.

 

A Delray Beach man cut off a piece of a dead whale that washed ashore — planning to eat it.

 

An 8-year-old girl gave her teacher some marijuana and said: “This is some of my mom’s weed.” BLAHHAHAHAHAAAA

 

At the Miami airport, a Brazilian trying to get through security was caught with several baby pythons and tortoise hatchlings in his underwear.

 

 

A man stored his dead cougar in a freezer.

 

A sheriff’s deputy answering a call about a 7-foot gator in a country club got more than he bargained for when the beast attacked his patrol car, chomping down on the front bumper.

 

In Palm Beach County, an elementary school teacher opened an end-of-the-year gift from an 8-year-old student’s grandmother and found toiletries and a loaded handgun.

 

A Tampa woman upset with her 15-year-old son’s bad grades forced him to stand on a street corner with a sign that read: “Honk if I need an education.

 

 

Deputies arrested an 18-month-old’s father after they found the man passed out in his mobile home while the toddler was in the yard picking up beer cans and drinking them.

 

 

 

Pasco County deputies said a woman walked into a bank with a 3-year-old boy and robbed it.

 

A homeless man held up a Tampa bank, fled on a city bus and handed out stolen cash to passengers.

 

 

And while he didn’t rob it, an unhappy Palm Coast bank customer left quite a deposit. He urinated in a drive-thru bank tube and drove off.

 

 I BLAME IT ON THE HEAT!!!

BUGS INTO BISCUITS!

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Bugs Made Into Bread And Biscuits In Oz

Jonathan Samuels, Australia correspondent

Entomologist Skye Blackburn breeds edible bugs and sells them as novelty gifts.

The businesswoman puts crickets and mealworms into lollipops or covers them with chocolate as a ‘tasty’ treat.

“Eating insects is a fairly new concept,” she told Sky News.

“It is a little bit unique and most people wouldn’t expect to get a gift like this but they have been really popular this Christmas.

“We try to put the bugs in an edible form which people would recognise.”

Ms Blackburn grinds up roasted mealworms and uses the flour-like powder to make other foodstuffs like banana bread and biscuits.

The powder from mealworms goes into making bread and biscuits

While some people may find them hard to swallow, she says she has regular customers including doctors and university professors.

They buy the bugs in frozen form to mix them into curries and stews.

“They use it in their everyday diet,” she said.

“They are really aware of the nutritional value of the bugs compared to some of the meat products people get.”

Ms Blackburn, who breeds them at an insect farm near Sydney, says she prepares the bugs in a way which meets Australia’s strict food hygiene laws.

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These lollipops have mealworms and crickets inside them

She said: “We kill them ethically, we freeze them which puts them to sleep so they don’t feel any kind of pain.

“We keep them in a very sterile environment feeding them organic grains and vegetables which increases the flavour of the bugs themselves.

“Some people will never quite understand but they are entitled to their opinion, most people though are quite receptive.”

The chewy creatures, which have a crunchy, biscuity taste, have proved so popular that Ms Blackburn says she is planning to expand her menu in the new year.

She said: “We are adding water bugs, scorpions and even tarantulas.”

EWWW….HONIES, I PRAY I AM NEVER THAT HUNGRY OR CURIOUS TO TRY THOSE…LOL

MY MILLION $ BILL IS REAL!

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LEXINGTON, N.C. (AP) — Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?

Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart.

Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal (http://bit.ly/u7ZrEN ) that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested.

The largest bill in circulation is $100. The government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969.

Fuller was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument. He is in jail on a $17,500 bond, and it isn’t clear if he has an attorney. He is scheduled to be in court Tuesday.

LMAO…I WONDER WHERE IN THE WORLD DID HE GET THAT BILL FROM – - CHUCKIE CHEESEZ??? LOL

PHOTOS OF THE WORLD’S NEW YEAR CELEBRATION!

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Confetti flies over New York’s Times Square as the clock strikes midnight during the New Year’s Eve celebration as seen from the balcony of the Marriott Marquis hotel, Saturday, Dec. 31. 

Lady Gaga and New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg prepare to push the button to drop the ball at New Year’s Eve 2012 in Times Square on Dec. 31, 2011

Duval Street in Key West, Fla., is packed with New Year’s Eve revelers just before midnight as female impersonator Gary Marion, known as “Sushi,” is lowered at the Bourbon Street Pub complex late Saturday, Dec. 31. The Red Shoe Drop is a Key West tradition that celebrated the dawn of 2012.

Brazilians celebrate at the annual New Year’s Eve beach party on Dec. 31, for the Copacabana Reveillon in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. One of the world’s largest New Year’s Eve parties in the world rang in 2012 with performances lasting through 3 a.m

 

 A couple kisses as fireworks explode in the sky over Bucharest, Romania, at midnight, Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012, during street celebrations of the new year. Large crowds gathered in downtown Romania’s capital taking advantage of the dry weather to attend the celebrations.

A man lights an Old Man effigy, which symbolizes burning the past and getting ready to start a happy New Year without bad memories, early Sunday in Mumbai, India.

Bangladeshis celebrate the new year in Old Dhaka by sending a sky lantern aloft at the turn of the new year.

(story from: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45834060/

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!

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HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!!!!

I HOPE ALL OF YOUR WISHES AND DREAMS COME TRUE AS YOU SET FORTH INTO THIS NEW YEAR! ~ CHEERS :)

MANY BLESSINGS!

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Paris Hilton Racing Team  …

Paris has on a few layers of craziness – the jacket reminds me of a character from the Muppets.

 

Katherine Heigl Beverly H …

Lawdy, I pray Katherine Heigl is on her way to audition for a Cowgirl part with her scraped knees.

 

Erykah Badu Game Over Par …

Erykah Badu is rocking the Bag Lady look – only thing missing is her Kmart shopping cart.

 

Kate Moss British Fashion …

Kate Moss’s outfit makes me think she became trapped by a fisherman’s net and decided to wear it in public.

 

Elle Dakota Fanning Rodarte …

I really like Dakota and her younger sister Elle but a little color…make up, lip stick, fabric, skin tone…something is really needed!

 

Aretha Franklin Concert

OOooooo Aretha Franklin, I’m going to tell my Mother you stole her curtains and cut them up for a dress.

 

Khloe Kardashian Nicki Mina …

NO Khloe, something is wrong..hmm, maybe its her exposed belly button, or the ill fitting tight leather pants.

 

Jennifer Lopez Summertime …

JLo had soooo many men’s snakes in her, I guess she figured its better to wear them instead.

 

Justin Bieber G Rammy Awa …

Who put this little Bieber in a grown man’s suit?? He needs another person to fill it out.

 

Taylor Momsen WWTT

Someone please tell Taylor Momsen, the freaks come out at NIGHT and do not get coffee breaks!

 

Whoopi Goldberg Tony Awar …

Whoopi, I haven’t seen a frock like that since Color Purple. She loves UGLY.

 

Rutler Aguilera Dinner

Christina is getting as big as her voice – she must’ve busted out of her pants.

 

STLYIST NEEDED ON AISLE 3, 4 & 5!